The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-26 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #6681
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Sup faggots. I just got out of jail on 3 years of probation (i.e., I'm going to prison).
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   • Sudo, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-12-26 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #6682
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Sup faggots. I just got out of jail on 3 years of probation (i.e., I'm going to prison).

   
   I advise against going to prison and hope you do not
3. 2019-12-26 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #6683
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Prison's not all it's cracked up to be.
4. 2019-12-26 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #6684
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   what they don't tell you is it's mostly a waste of time
5. 2019-12-26 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #6685
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   They ended up dropping down my possession with intent to distribute to simple possession and changed a felony narcotics equipment down to possession of paraphernalia and withheld adjudication on everything. 3 years probation for POCS concurrent with 11.29 for POP (I will probably violate).
   
   I also got a new charge (POCS) in a different county while I was out on bond for the first charge. Served 100 days over there and got all time served and they withheld adjudication on that one too.
   
   I got arrested at work, it was quite a shitshow. I got lucky with them withholding adjudication, but 3 years papers is a long time. It will be the longest I've been clean since I was 15, and I turn 30 next month.
6. 2019-12-26 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #6686
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Does she who shall not be named still post here?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-12-26 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #6687
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

   Originally posted by Sudo what they don't tell you is it's mostly a waste of time

   
   I read so many fucking books in jail. I served 135 days total. I probably watched more tv in those 4.5 months than I have my entire life before that. I also got kicked in the face during a fight and it knocked out 5 of my teeth.
8. 2019-12-26 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #6688
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Does she who shall not be named still post here?

   
   check the latest threads son
9. 2019-12-26 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #6689
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

   Originally posted by Sudo check the latest threads son

   
   I got a new phone number so now she can only email me.
10. 2019-12-26 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #6690
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1209253508454768641
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    • CASPER
11. 2019-12-26 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #6691
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1209253508454768641

    
    Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.
12. 2019-12-26 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #6692
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.

    
    Yeah I can tell
13. 2019-12-26 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #6693
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I can tell

    
    What's your excuse? We're eskimo brothers.
14. 2019-12-26 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #6694
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.

    
    A crippled retarded girl
15. 2019-12-26 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #6695
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Does she who shall not be named still post here?

    
    Rarely. Dropped in like once in the last two months.
    
    I thought you guys were on good terms.
    
    You know the drill...if you smashin in the family you gotta spill the beans...
16. 2019-12-26 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #6696
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller What's your excuse? We're eskimo brothers.

    
    I was 20
17. 2019-12-26 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #6697
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Rarely. Dropped in like once in the last two months.
    
    I thought you guys were on good terms.
    
    You know the drill…if you smashin in the family you gotta spill the beans…

    
    Still waiting for the HTS/Scron story. I'm glad I caught it in time.
18. 2019-12-26 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #6698
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A crippled retarded girl

    
    There's a crack whore in Pensacola named Flipper that doesn't have arms because of a congenital birth defect. She just has hands attached to her shoulders. She uses her feet for everything, including smoking crack and giving awesome foot jobs; quite a sight to behold.
    
    I'm not ruling out a crippled retard, it's been a loooong time since I've gotten laid.
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2019-12-26 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #6699
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller There's a crack whore in Pensacola named Flipper that doesn't have arms because of a congenital birth defect. She just has hands attached to her shoulders. She uses her feet for everything, including smoking crack and giving awesome foot jobs; quite a sight to behold.
    
    I'm not ruling out a crippled retard, it's been a loooong time since I've gotten laid.

    
    You can just say its hydro
20. 2019-12-26 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #6700
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have an armless girl fetish. They are just so helpless