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  1. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Sup faggots. I just got out of jail on 3 years of probation (i.e., I'm going to prison).
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Sup faggots. I just got out of jail on 3 years of probation (i.e., I'm going to prison).

    I advise against going to prison and hope you do not
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Prison's not all it's cracked up to be.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what they don't tell you is it's mostly a waste of time
  5. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    They ended up dropping down my possession with intent to distribute to simple possession and changed a felony narcotics equipment down to possession of paraphernalia and withheld adjudication on everything. 3 years probation for POCS concurrent with 11.29 for POP (I will probably violate).

    I also got a new charge (POCS) in a different county while I was out on bond for the first charge. Served 100 days over there and got all time served and they withheld adjudication on that one too.

    I got arrested at work, it was quite a shitshow. I got lucky with them withholding adjudication, but 3 years papers is a long time. It will be the longest I've been clean since I was 15, and I turn 30 next month.
  6. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Does she who shall not be named still post here?
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  7. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Sudo what they don't tell you is it's mostly a waste of time

    I read so many fucking books in jail. I served 135 days total. I probably watched more tv in those 4.5 months than I have my entire life before that. I also got kicked in the face during a fight and it knocked out 5 of my teeth.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Does she who shall not be named still post here?

    check the latest threads son
  9. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Sudo check the latest threads son

    I got a new phone number so now she can only email me.
  10. https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1209253508454768641
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  11. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1209253508454768641

    Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.
  12. Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.

    Yeah I can tell
  13. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I can tell

    What's your excuse? We're eskimo brothers.
  14. Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Would bang. I like girls that are completely broken and mentally unstable like me.

    A crippled retarded girl
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Does she who shall not be named still post here?

    Rarely. Dropped in like once in the last two months.

    I thought you guys were on good terms.

    You know the drill...if you smashin in the family you gotta spill the beans...
  16. Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller What's your excuse? We're eskimo brothers.

    I was 20
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Rarely. Dropped in like once in the last two months.

    I thought you guys were on good terms.

    You know the drill…if you smashin in the family you gotta spill the beans…

    Still waiting for the HTS/Scron story. I'm glad I caught it in time.
  18. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A crippled retarded girl

    There's a crack whore in Pensacola named Flipper that doesn't have arms because of a congenital birth defect. She just has hands attached to her shoulders. She uses her feet for everything, including smoking crack and giving awesome foot jobs; quite a sight to behold.

    I'm not ruling out a crippled retard, it's been a loooong time since I've gotten laid.
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  19. Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller There's a crack whore in Pensacola named Flipper that doesn't have arms because of a congenital birth defect. She just has hands attached to her shoulders. She uses her feet for everything, including smoking crack and giving awesome foot jobs; quite a sight to behold.

    I'm not ruling out a crippled retard, it's been a loooong time since I've gotten laid.

    You can just say its hydro
  20. I have an armless girl fetish. They are just so helpless

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