The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-23 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #6581
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I genuinely NEED to talk to a professional about the decisions I make. This isnt meant to be a joke comment I just do. I am 10 beers deep, did a chute of PHENT lol bevause it was accessible in front of me and then smoking some herbs, coupled with my daily CYMBALTA as of 10 days ago now.
   
   I realize these are all very basic basic drugs, they just all seem to cancel one another out.
   
   Why would I do that? Why do i insist on taking depressants when my plight is wanting to be more stimulated ?

   
   
   
   I have the same problem I feel like
   
   I think about doing krek & tek sometimes probably because I have no emotions and feel like self medicating/getting off is necessary now and then even though it makes things worse
   
   I do better when I'm sober, but I get sick of it and end up going in spurts of sober, krekhead, sober, krekhead
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   • bigthink
2. 2019-12-23 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #6582
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Sophie Ho, ho, ho, come round my dear boys and Uncle Casper will tell you a Christmas story. A story, as old as time itself.

   
   SIT UR PLUMP YOUNG RUMPS ON OL CASPERS LAP N ILL SPIN YE A YARN
3. 2019-12-23 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #6583
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   The impoverished and malnutrition stricken children scurried 'round and slowly gathered at the bloated feet of the putrid old man. It was hard to make out the features of his visage in the dreary darkness of what was once a living room. But then. The children needn't guess, since Uncle Casper always seemed to be in a sour mood. Especially around Christmas time...
4. 2019-12-23 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #6584
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   mon ova 'ere ol' chum, I've got sumfun 4 ya ye ol gont
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Ask her if she'll be mine.

   
   yes thats her price
5. 2019-12-23 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #6585
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH exercise.
   
   My shit be depleted also. After taking molly like once a week at the beginning of this year, it hasn't worked for me too well the past two times.
   
   I did a bunch of coke & adderall this weeke…
   
   
   Yeah I've gotten into this gay mode where I beat myself up for not constantly working towards my goals, better now than after 30. I suppose. But I can't even smoke weed anymore. Except that's a lie, I smoked some with the chubby chick I'm porking last week. I guess I'm just not feeling life right now. But I'm maintaining

   
   Oh shit. Sup dude.
6. 2019-12-23 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #6586
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   The rapist
7. 2019-12-23 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #6587
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   
8. 2019-12-23 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #6588
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

   
   *rams a fake gay dragon dildo up your ass and runs away*
9. 2019-12-23 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #6589
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   plurals will inherit the earth
10. 2019-12-23 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #6590
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-12-23 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #6591
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    
    Remarkably accurate.
12. 2019-12-23 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #6592
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    
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    • the man who put it in my hood
13. 2019-12-23 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #6593
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
14. 2019-12-23 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #6594
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    
    Breast cancer awareness is nearly gayer
15. 2019-12-23 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #6595
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sheesh, Russian Underground the hardest.
    
    
16. 2019-12-23 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #6596
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Breast cancer awareness is nearly gayer

    
    only because you have tits you seroquel sucking psycho fat boy
17. 2019-12-23 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #6597
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • ORACLE, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • RestStop
18. 2019-12-23 at 4 PM UTC

    #6598
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Maybe she mixed it with booze
19. 2019-12-23 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #6599
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    maybe she did some yayo in the bathroom
20. 2019-12-23 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #6600
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And maybe we should start wearing blue Jean's and go to college how about that STEVE?