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  1. Originally posted by mmQ I genuinely NEED to talk to a professional about the decisions I make. This isnt meant to be a joke comment I just do. I am 10 beers deep, did a chute of PHENT lol bevause it was accessible in front of me and then smoking some herbs, coupled with my daily CYMBALTA as of 10 days ago now.

    I realize these are all very basic basic drugs, they just all seem to cancel one another out.

    Why would I do that? Why do i insist on taking depressants when my plight is wanting to be more stimulated ?



    I have the same problem I feel like

    I think about doing krek & tek sometimes probably because I have no emotions and feel like self medicating/getting off is necessary now and then even though it makes things worse

    I do better when I'm sober, but I get sick of it and end up going in spurts of sober, krekhead, sober, krekhead
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie Ho, ho, ho, come round my dear boys and Uncle Casper will tell you a Christmas story. A story, as old as time itself.

    SIT UR PLUMP YOUNG RUMPS ON OL CASPERS LAP N ILL SPIN YE A YARN
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The impoverished and malnutrition stricken children scurried 'round and slowly gathered at the bloated feet of the putrid old man. It was hard to make out the features of his visage in the dreary darkness of what was once a living room. But then. The children needn't guess, since Uncle Casper always seemed to be in a sour mood. Especially around Christmas time...
  4. mon ova 'ere ol' chum, I've got sumfun 4 ya ye ol gont

    Originally posted by mmQ Ask her if she'll be mine.

    yes thats her price
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH exercise.

    My shit be depleted also. After taking molly like once a week at the beginning of this year, it hasn't worked for me too well the past two times.

    I did a bunch of coke & adderall this weeke…


    Yeah I've gotten into this gay mode where I beat myself up for not constantly working towards my goals, better now than after 30. I suppose. But I can't even smoke weed anymore. Except that's a lie, I smoked some with the chubby chick I'm porking last week. I guess I'm just not feeling life right now. But I'm maintaining

    Oh shit. Sup dude.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The rapist
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    *rams a fake gay dragon dildo up your ass and runs away*
  9. plurals will inherit the earth
  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Remarkably accurate.
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  13. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Breast cancer awareness is nearly gayer
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sheesh, Russian Underground the hardest.

  16. Originally posted by DietPiano Breast cancer awareness is nearly gayer

    only because you have tits you seroquel sucking psycho fat boy
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Maybe she mixed it with booze
  19. maybe she did some yayo in the bathroom
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And maybe we should start wearing blue Jean's and go to college how about that STEVE?

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