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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon which site are you fucks using for all your daknet needs these days.

    Empire. Get links from dark.fail
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  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.
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  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man it feels good to have a perfectly clean record.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Solstice I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.

    https://vimeo.com/110804987

    You might watch this. It has transformed me from a very angry driver to one who doesn't give a shit. People drive right out in front of me and I just stop and don't even notice that I had to slam on the brakes until much later.

    The TLDW on anger is that is due to us expecting more than we were given. Like that everyone we meet will be competent. Not true. Yet we have no right to expect that it would be. We meet morons and fools and bluffers and old people and psychopaths constantly.

    There's more to it than that of course. I would recommend all of DeBotton's 6 part BBC series to you. He's a kike, but not a malevolent one.
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  5. 1993 Houston
    I almodt forgot I worship the temple of the Morningstar before my love of satanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_the_Morning_Star
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    looks gay
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  7. Originally posted by aldra looks gay

    Thanks
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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Satanism is jedi as fuck.

    For instance:
    Originally posted by 1993 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_the_Morning_Star

    Production and design:
    Matthew F. Jacobson – executive production
    Joe Kimball – cover art
    Dave Shirk – mastering
    William J. Yurkiewicz Jr. – executive production

    I would apply echoes but I'd wear out my keyboard.

    Most atheist groups, in the US and Ireland both, are run by jedis as well. They do shit like object to crosses being used in memorials to dead World War 1 soldiers and other jediy shit.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Sorry, was scrolling through TRT and saw this.



    It's a good joke, but the delivery should be a little like: Hi, Chloeianne? Cool, that's my gf's name. Well, we've only just met. Then send her a heart or a flower emoji.

    That's pretty charming. I mean if i was a real grill i'd swoon no doubt.


    Also, guy i know that goes by the name of Mikey accidentally shot his homie through the face while showing off his pistol. Homie dead now and Mikey is institutionalized. Fucking rip. F's in the chat boys.

    he'll do like a month in a netherlands prison where life is better than in America. In Canada the most you'd get is 5 if it was an actual accident. One guy I know was smoking crack with someone and shot off the other guys arm and they both came up with the story that it was an accident. Meanwhile there were 2 kids in the house at the time. A childhood friend of mine was cleaning a .45 and dropped it of something and it shot down through the next floor and hit a childs bed and he also got 5 years. Now his face is covered in tattoos and its like wtf where's my old buddy I used to play baseball with. I went to prison too (not at the same time as him though) and I don't have any face tats
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  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    HULK SMASH
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Tis the season

    https://voca.ro/fvta7nl7J2Y
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  12. Octavian motherfucker


    Fucking-LOL!

    Black guy's response.
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  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Tis the season

    https://voca.ro/fvta7nl7J2Y

    Fuck Christmas i hope santa gets fucked in the ass by a faggot
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The yuletide is especially gay so it could happen
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.

    You're a prime candidate to commit second degree murder.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Fucking-LOL!

    Black guy's response.

    This reminded me to download the entire torrent of the Sopranos.

    Such a great TV series.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Empire. Get links from dark.fail

    I have never been able to find a working mirror to that

    dark market seems OK, there was another security-focused one that only deals in Monero too
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day

    Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day

    I'm so glad I'm not in jail rn. 15 people on the day room I would be going to were just charged with conspiracy to commit murder (of someone I know and dislike) and if I was there I know I would be obliged to partake. I'm so sick of wasting time, I feel if I make it til march I'll make it til June and if I make it through June I'm good until september. It's a daily struggle but not drinking is the biggest thing for me rn. Two friends of mine I've both known 13-15 years are playing on the same bill tonight and invited me to come and I'm so glad I ditched (after of course saying I would try to make it) to spend my time reading, listening to music and facetiming a friend of mine in another country.

    Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah

    Your struggle helps me. After all those years fucked up/ hungover etc. I'm just ready to be normal. I honestly don't see the pleasure in it all now. Saving money, being more sociable with like minded people, learning new things,fuck, even having the patience to read again is a blessing. I can be a cunt to some users on here but it's to be taken with a pinch of salt.

    That is ofcourse you are not a sex offender, otherwise I hope you fucking die of cancer.
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