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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im gonna contort the particles of this snap
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  2. Originally posted by Solstice Empire. Get links from dark.fail

    Empire's been working albeit really slow, haven't checked it recently

    Cryptonia exit scammed, there's really no alternative I know of
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  3. Originally posted by Solstice I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.

    You too?

    I get off probation in like a month or something, it'll be fabulous.

    What happens if you get arrested after your probation's up for something that happened when you were on probation?
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    search for vendors on grams

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  5. 1993 Houston
    Whew Victoria is definitely trying to get me arrested
    Gaslightingting sucks but I got that screenscots
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  6. 1993 Houston
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  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    YELL YAPS
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Satanism is jedi as fuck.

    For instance:


    Production and design:
    Matthew F. Jacobson – executive production
    Joe Kimball – cover art
    Dave Shirk – mastering
    William J. Yurkiewicz Jr. – executive production

    I would apply echoes but I'd wear out my keyboard.

    Most atheist groups, in the US and Ireland both, are run by jedis as well. They do shit like object to crosses being used in memorials to dead World War 1 soldiers and other jediy shit.

    O9A is the only one I know of that isn't, and probably at least partially explains why they get so much stick
  9. 1993 Houston
    Best album ever made (for degenerates)

  10. 1993 Houston
    Everyone in the world should listen to it at the same time
  11. 1993 Houston
    To make my feelings on Sadness Will Prevail clear, I want you to imagine a scenario. Let's say you've blacked out on the way home after a night out, and you wake up in an unfamiliar place. It becomes apparent that you're chained to the wall in a shitty, dark basement full of rust and mold. You have no idea where you are or how you got there. Your captor makes himself known soon enough. He's a bearded redneck who has clearly taken a lot of dubios meds throughout his life. He's a twitchy, paranoid psychopath who lurks around the basement muttering about his ex-wife, giving you long, paranoid lectures about the American government's secret sinister agendas or building little forts out of assorted garbage. Sometimes he just sits there in the corner staring and pointing his shotgun at you. When he's not in the room you can hear him making all kinds of ominous noises upstairs. Obviously, you're very frightened and confused. You have no idea whether or not he's actually going to hurt you - but the bloodstained power tools in the corner certainly aren't a good sign.

    This goes on for several days. One morning you hear a terrible racket upstairs, and the cops come bursting into the basement. You're free! But they couldn't catch the man. He's disappeared without a trace.

    The musical equivalent of this experience, obviously, is Today is the Day's massive Sadness Will Prevail. It's not just a double album, it's a 30-song, nearly three-hour monster collection of twisted sound experiments, amateurish piano ditties and the usual TITD psycho noise-metal. Sometimes proggy, sometimes sludgy, but always extremely negative and occasionally downright unlistenable. You never know what's going to happen next, and the overall mood is about as tense and creepy as the final scenes of Silence of the Lambs. This is the kind of music only a truly disturbed mind could make. As such, even when it doesn't quite strike a nerve it's hard to call it filler - it's just too loaded with depression, anger and general negativity. Lives up to its title, to put it mildly.

    I'd like to cut to the chase and simply explain how much I like the album, but I can't. After several listens I find it absolutely impossible to judge or rate this album. How would you rate a video of a guy inflicting severe wounds on himself over and over? While TITD has always been equal parts disturbed and disturbing, this album takes it to a whole new level. It is simply an extended journey through Steve Austin's tortured, nightmarish psyche. A sadomasochistic experience rather than a regular album. This is the sound of one man alone with his rage and depression. As such, I declare it unratable, at least for me. To paraphrase Roger Ebert, it is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine. I recommend it, but more as an endurance test than as good music.

    EDIT: After several close listens I still can't put a rating on the album as a whole, but I can certainly say I like it. Disc 1 has tons of great songs ("The Descent", "Death Requiem", "The Ivory of Self-Hate", "Invincible" and the title track stand as particularly harrowing masterpieces), and while the mostly instrumental disc 2 gets a bit too abstract they form a great experience as a whole. At its best, this album is incredible emotional avant-metal, at its worst it's a fascinating trainwreck. It's not easy to tell exactly what Steve Austin was trying to achieve, but it's an awe-inspiring artistic statement either way. So I do recommend it, musically AND as an endurance test! It's an experience, that's for sure. But after all, I still find it unrateable. This particular album's merits can't be expressed in a simple number, I think.
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  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Only countries you can trust with money are

    Switzerland

    Singapore

    That's it.
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by 1993 Best album ever made (for degenerates)




  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Only countries you can trust with money are

    Switzerland

    Singapore

    That's it.

    You forgot Ireland
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo You forgot Ireland

    You can't trust the micks
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo You forgot Ireland

    I wouldn't trust Ireland that much. We're basically the bitches of the UK, the US, and the EU, and we'll do whatever those crews tell us to do.

    Switzerland would be better. They are ideologically neutral, not merely pretending to be neutral as a matter of convenience.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You can't trust the micks

    singapore is more susceptible to Chinese trends and likely to bow to them. Plus theres definitely a bunch of Tiger dollars in there with blood all over them. Too much going on, too yellow to trust

    Ireland is just a country of fuck ups who sought to gain credibility by asking for almost nothing in return just so they feel more important. Fucking Steve Jobs trusted them more than singapore. Any tech buck that is in Singapore gets the information shared with people who dont need to know that. Unless youre North Korean
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I wouldn't trust Ireland that much. We're basically the bitches of the UK, the US, and the EU, and we'll do whatever those crews tell us to do.

    Switzerland would be better. They are ideologically neutral, not merely pretending to be neutral as a matter of convenience.

    yeah youre probably right. You definitely cant trust singapore though
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo yeah youre probably right. You definitely cant trust singapore though

    Agreed. The singaporeans are just yellow jedis and will roll over for just about whoever.

    Of all true neutral nations, Switzerland best has the ability to stand up for itself and defend itself, with a strong tradition of citizens holding guns and being ready to die like lunatics to defend their homeland during war. Both during WW1 and ww2 the front lines ended one one side at the sea, on the other at Switzerland. They traded gold with the Nazis, and no one ever said boo to them. Even the kikes have a hard time extorting their protection money from the Swiss.
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