The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-20 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #6241
   

   1993 Houston

   Originally posted by Octavian Cringe
   
   What's the real name for this Bundy anyway?

   
   
2. 2019-12-20 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #6242
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Cringe
   
   What's the real name for this Bundy anyway?

   
   I think it's some kind of cactus
3. 2019-12-20 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #6243
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Cringe
   
   What's the real name for this Bundy anyway?

   
   D X M
4. 2019-12-20 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #6244
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I just realized I forgot to learn this song.
   
   
   
   I'm going to grow out my hair again and be Tiny Tim for Halloween
5. 2019-12-20 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #6245
   

   1993 Houston
   An up close video of squids having sex would be kinda freaky
6. 2019-12-20 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #6246
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Alan Watts' philosophy always sends me to sleep. Talks non stop shit.
7. 2019-12-20 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #6247
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano Are you on antidepressants by chance?

   
   I've never taken dexmorph or psychedelics while on antidepressants, definitely not worth the risk.
8. 2019-12-20 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #6248
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1993 An up close video of squids having sex would be kinda freaky

   
   One time I got really stoned and fapped to some bonobos. Mostly just the way the narrator was talking about how they have sex to settle disputes. Like if two males are fighting the matriarch will send females over to go fuck them and end the fight. They also fuck as a greeting and as trade for food. Bring back some bananas? You're getting laid. Go start a fight with another bonobo, more sex. Just a big hairy fuck commune. God.
9. 2019-12-20 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #6249
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tyrone, pls confirm
10. 2019-12-20 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #6250
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace One time I got really stoned and fapped to some bonobos. Mostly just the way the narrator was talking about how they have sex to settle disputes. Like if two males are fighting the matriarch will send females over to go fuck them and end the fight. They also fuck as a greeting and as trade for food. Bring back some bananas? You're getting laid. Go start a fight with another bonobo, more sex. Just a big hairy fuck commune. God.

    
    You fapped to some monkeys shagging?
    
    
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2019-12-20 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #6251
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    It was hot ok
12. 2019-12-20 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #6252
    

    1993 Houston
    Hope no water demons torment my dreams tonight
13. 2019-12-20 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #6253
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You’ve now conjured them and given them form by putting them 8n ur mind
    
    Way to go genias
14. 2019-12-20 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #6254
    

    1993 Houston
    its when I have a wet dream so wet I soak the bed
15. 2019-12-20 at 7:23 AM UTC

    #6255
    

    1993 Houston
    why is my cum pee?
16. 2019-12-20 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #6256
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by 1993 why is my cum pee?

    
    Onl6 way to find out is to pee ina girls putt and see if it does babies
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • Technologist, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
17. 2019-12-20 at 7:39 AM UTC

    #6257
    

    1993 Houston
    I stayed up for 3 weeks on meth reading all 40,000 of kr0zs posts and now im a derpadew
18. 2019-12-20 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #6258
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t know if it’s just my WiFi in this hospital, but is this site running very slow? I also got a “bad gateway” page when opening my inbox.
19. 2019-12-20 at 7:41 AM UTC

    #6259
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by 1993 I stayed up for 3 weeks on meth reading all 40,000 of kr0zs posts and now im a derpadew

    
    That would make anyone a derpadew!
20. 2019-12-20 at 7:42 AM UTC

    #6260
    

    1993 Houston

    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t know if it’s just my WiFi in this hospital, but is this site running very slow? I also got a “bad gateway” page when opening my inbox.

    
    will u nurse me?