User Controls

The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion πŸ’©πŸ–•

  1. *alley
  2. Originally posted by Sudo When you get defensive you lie. Likely because of your tiny mexican dick. "Shop" doesn't seem like the right noun for anything taco related either. It's too formal, tacos come from trucks, bars, trees and back ally clinics

    I'm not defensive. Just telling you how it is. Sorry you feel inadequate compared to me. You must have a small dick.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Man I literally just stopped laughing.. like seconds ago
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chit I read it again
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm not defensive. Just telling you how it is. Sorry you feel inadequate compared to me. You must have a small dick.

    the best defense in an aggressively mutating sexually transmitted disease I'm growing in a petri dish attached to the end of my 2 inch penis
  6. Originally posted by Sudo my 2 inch penis
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    2 more sleeps and 4 more tablets, I'll be Clap free.

    Woooooo.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Octavian motherfucker


    Some good reads for over the Xmas period.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. MY NAME IS ROO
    WOOOEKEOEEOKEOEOKEOK@EEEEEEEE



    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Don’t encourage him
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Some good reads for over the Xmas period.

    someone recommended a gentleman in moscow to me because I spent so much time on house arrest lol

    lately ive just been reading classics like a loser but Ive genuinely been enjoying them
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow two paragraphs. Must be mad. Lets read them.

    Lmao you eat garbage. I don't eat take out. Ever.

    And yeah… You have no idea how many Mexicans I know lmao. I walk into the taco shop and they greet me by name. I am well loved by the community and an icon to all Mexicans. I own land in Mexico as well as 3 horses and a dog. You don't even own your car. Still make payments monthly. I bought mine in cash like a boss nigga

    Nobody seriously caught this? :(
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nobody seriously caught this? :(

    We did now. Enjoy your BBS jail sentence, or at the very least, BBS frowns.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nobody seriously caught this? :(

    Eating at a taco place isn't necessarily, and probably isn't take-out most of the time Keenan.
  15. I feel really fuckin' good today. Really really on point and getting an assload of work done I've been putting off and had no motivation to do. High productivity feels great when in the zone.

    My car isn't as janked as I thought maybe, although it's still a lot of money to get worked on, and my eyes are working better and something else really cool happened. (:
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Originally posted by DietPiano Eating at a taco place isn't necessarily, and probably isn't take-out most of the time Keenan.



    Is that how you excuse your shit diet? 'its not takeout its homemade'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Egadzo0ks!!!

    my car has a broken mirror that falls off all the time and the car dealership powerwashed it and thought they broke it when it came off, so they're replacing it for free lol

    I had just bought duct tape two days ago to "fix" it with but just forgot about it.

    300 bucks for a new one

    day gets better and better
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano I feel really fuckin' good today. Really really on point and getting an assload of work done I've been putting off and had no motivation to do. High productivity feels great when in the zone.

    My car isn't as janked as I thought maybe, although it's still a lot of money to get worked on, and my eyes are working better and something else really cool happened. (:

    Really built up muscle memory flipping assburgers huh
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano Egadzo0ks!!!

    my car has a broken mirror that falls off all the time and the car dealership powerwashed it and thought they broke it when it came off, so they're replacing it for free lol

    I had just bought duct tape two days ago to "fix" it with but just forgot about it.

    300 bucks for a new one

    day gets better and better

    That's actually pretty nice, good for you.
  20. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Milk is going to be the biggest meme of 2020.

    Milk milk milk.

    Mom I like killing.

    Fixt, Fargo Kid

This Thread Has Been Locked

Jump to Top