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2019-12-19 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I go from eating so good and healthily to absolutely american. I ate peking duck and a buncha nuts and berries yesterday and today I ate refried thai food and a harveys burger and a chicago mix bag of popcorn. Shit's hard
εδΊ¬η€ιΈ is often prepared with a fatty/oily rub. That's how they get the skin crispy is with fats. -
2019-12-19 at 4:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace εδΊ¬η€ιΈ is often prepared with a fatty/oily rub. That's how they get the skin crispy is with fats.
No shit duck is greasier than a pickup truck full of wetbacks but it was a free range dick so it only weighed 4lbs and was pretty stringy. Recipe said to shred it but ain't nobody got time for that so it was just heavy on the star anise and 5 spice -
2019-12-19 at 4:10 AM UTC
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2019-12-19 at 4:18 AM UTCDucks have corkscrew cocks, look it upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-19 at 4:43 AM UTC
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2019-12-19 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo No shit duck is greasier than a pickup truck full of wetbacks but it was a free range dick so it only weighed 4lbs and was pretty stringy. Recipe said to shred it but ain't nobody got time for that so it was just heavy on the star anise and 5 spice
Lol you made it yourself? That doesn't make it 'Peking duck'.
And if it's greasy, it's not healthy. Eating a bunch of nuts and berries doesn't make you healthy either. I bet it was a trailmix, and they were loaded with sugar. Lmao. White people really don't know how to eat healthy. -
2019-12-19 at 5 AM UTCThe mental image of using gardening shears to cut off a baby aligators mouth
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2019-12-19 at 5:03 AM UTCbarnacles have the longest penis:body ratio of any animal
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2019-12-19 at 5:06 AM UTCWhat kind of sound would it make
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2019-12-19 at 5:07 AM UTC
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2019-12-19 at 5:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Ducks have corkscrew cocks, look it up
This made my gf afraid of ducks couple with the fact they never have consensual sex
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol you made it yourself? That doesn't make it 'Peking duck'.
And if it's greasy, it's not healthy. Eating a bunch of nuts and berries doesn't make you healthy either. I bet it was a trailmix, and they were loaded with sugar. Lmao. White people really don't know how to eat healthy.
It was a joint effort. Duck is a greasy fatty animal just like you, pedro. I eat berries and hemp hearts and vegetables cooked in saved vegetable water most days, plus a lotta fish and drink almond "milk" instead of cows and take vitamins and omega 3 everyday, plus other shit I just do unconsciously. Then some days I eat a buncha take out because I'm in a hurry and it's conducive to my lifestyle, which is why I'm grateful there are so many shwarma places around and not disgusting taco trucks
Ever notice how your gimmick is to be the tacho of mexico? You're disenfranchised from your own culture and people by being a gay dweeb in a northern state with few mexican acquaintances outside your family so your overcompensate online? Cool beans whore gay -
2019-12-19 at 5:35 AM UTCI can't sleep then lay down in dark having really retarded thoughts. Sometimes I pick up my phone just to write them
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2019-12-19 at 5:57 AM UTC
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2019-12-19 at 6 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo This made my gf afraid of ducks couple with the fact they never have consensual sex
It was a joint effort. Duck is a greasy fatty animal just like you, pedro. I eat berries and hemp hearts and vegetables cooked in saved vegetable water most days, plus a lotta fish and drink almond "milk" instead of cows and take vitamins and omega 3 everyday, plus other shit I just do unconsciously. Then some days I eat a buncha take out because I'm in a hurry and it's conducive to my lifestyle, which is why I'm grateful there are so many shwarma places around and not disgusting taco trucks
Ever notice how your gimmick is to be the tacho of mexico? You're disenfranchised from your own culture and people by being a gay dweeb in a northern state with few mexican acquaintances outside your family so your overcompensate online? Cool beans whore gay
Wow two paragraphs. Must be mad. Lets read them.
Lmao you eat garbage. I don't eat take out. Ever.
And yeah... You have no idea how many Mexicans I know lmao. I walk into the taco shop and they greet me by name. I am well loved by the community and an icon to all Mexicans. I own land in Mexico as well as 3 horses and a dog. You don't even own your car. Still make payments monthly. I bought mine in cash like a boss nigga -
2019-12-19 at 6:02 AM UTCI walk into the taco shop and they greet me by name π
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2019-12-19 at 6:03 AM UTCI can not stop laughing
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2019-12-19 at 6:03 AM UTCHelp
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2019-12-19 at 6:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace And yeah… You have no idea how many Mexicans I know lmao. I walk into the taco shop and they greet me by name. I am well loved by the community and an icon to all Mexicans. I own land in Mexico as well as 3 horses and a dog. You don't even own your car. Still make payments monthly. I bought mine in cash like a boss nigga
When you get defensive you lie. Likely because of your tiny mexican dick. "Shop" doesn't seem like the right noun for anything taco related either. It's too formal, tacos come from trucks, bars, trees and back ally clinicsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
