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2019-12-17 at 12 AM UTCEitherway I strongly believe that's what happened.
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2019-12-17 at 12:35 AM UTCBeen turnt up on the comaing. Slept for 40 hoursThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-17 at 12:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I've been thinking what if Epstein was threatened with harm coming to a significant other, a family member maybe if he didn't do himself in?
Given what we know of his character I'd be surprised if there was someone he cared about enough to kill himself to save. Also he would've chosen the most implausible way to do it, though maybe that could've been for the lulz -
2019-12-17 at 12:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra Given what we know of his character I'd be surprised if there was someone he cared about enough to kill himself to save.
Yeah that's a good point. He seemed to have a slight sociopathic nature in regards to empathy.
Also I thought he strangled himself with shoe laces and not bedsheets? That pisses all over that prisoner's statement. -
2019-12-17 at 1:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Yeah that's a good point. He seemed to have a slight sociopathic nature in regards to empathy.
Also I thought he strangled himself with shoe laces and not bedsheets? That pisses all over that prisoner's statement.
The coroner's statement was that it was a bedsheet, but that his neck was broken so severely he would've had to have dropped from a significant height to do the damage. From what I read he would literally have to tie the sheet around his neck then leap downward toward the ground from the top bunk lol -
2019-12-17 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra The coroner's statement was that it was a bedsheet, but that his neck was broken so severely he would've had to have dropped from a significant height to do the damage. From what I read he would literally have to tie the sheet around his neck then leap downward toward the ground from the top bunk lol
What the shit would he tie it from? Seems like a major flaw in security if there's rafters or hanging structures -
2019-12-17 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra The coroner's statement was that it was a bedsheet, but that his neck was broken so severely he would've had to have dropped from a significant height to do the damage. From what I read he would literally have to tie the sheet around his neck then leap downward toward the ground from the top bunk lol
Maybe the guards murdered him? That fat bitch lay on him whilst the other nigger guard full on garotted him with the torn bed sheet? -
2019-12-17 at 1:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What the shit would he tie it from? Seems like a major flaw in security if there's rafters or hanging structures
Wedge it into a doorframe somehow or do it from a seated position like Robin Williams.
I strangled myself from a seated position with a belt just to check it out and all it did was give me a headache and make my dick hard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-17 at 1:32 AM UTC
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2019-12-17 at 1:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra The coroner's statement was that it was a bedsheet, but that his neck was broken so severely he would've had to have dropped from a significant height to do the damage. From what I read he would literally have to tie the sheet around his neck then leap downward toward the ground from the top bunk lol
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2019-12-17 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Wedge it into a doorframe somehow or do it from a seated position like Robin Williams.
I strangled myself from a seated position with a belt just to check it out and all it did was give me a headache and make my dick hard.
I didn't know it was possible until I saw a video of a kid doing it. Pretty much just loop a belt around your neck, loop it over a doorframe or doorknob and lean forward to give yourself a sleeper hold -
2019-12-17 at 1:49 AM UTC
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2019-12-17 at 2:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian No
Yes, it was. They came to the jail at night, on a weekend, didn't even sign in, the cameras were switched off and they were led directly to the cell and left alone with Epstein. Another inmate heard Epstein's screams from down the hall, but the media wouldn't report that. They had Epstein in a wheelchair, strapped down, and one of the Mossad agents strangled him from behind, then they took him out of the chair and tied the bedsheet to his neck and the bed and left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-17 at 2:35 AM UTC...what was the point of the wheelchair in that story?
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2019-12-17 at 2:37 AM UTC
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2019-12-17 at 2:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, it was. They came to the jail at night, on a weekend, didn't even sign in, the cameras were switched off and they were led directly to the cell and left alone with Epstein. Another inmate heard Epstein's screams from down the hall, but the media wouldn't report that. They had Epstein in a wheelchair, strapped down, and one of the Mossad agents strangled him from behind, then they took him out of the chair and tied the bedsheet to his neck and the bed and left.
That's BS. And as if Epstein would voluntarily sit in a fucking wheel chair knowing his death would be imminent. There's 3 other cells in that unit and only 1 mentioned hearing screams and another, "hearing bed sheets being torn" (Who also never mentioned said screams).
You are and always will be in that minority % with ludicrus theories like the world is flat, Christ Church was fake etc.
Stop vaping semen and give a more valid input to this discussion Spectral!
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2019-12-17 at 2:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra …what was the point of the wheelchair in that story?
It's not a story. They really did have him strapped into a wheelchair. Epstein couldn't even move. If they hadn't of done that, he would have fought, like he did the first time they tried to assassinate him in the other jail. He's a big man, and they wanted it clean and easy. They strapped him into the chair under the pretense of being a danger to himself. -
2019-12-17 at 3:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not a story. They really did have him strapped into a wheelchair. Epstein couldn't even move. If they hadn't of done that, he would have fought, like he did the first time they tried to assassinate him in the other jail. He's a big man, and they wanted it clean and easy. They strapped him into the chair under the pretense of being a danger to himself.
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2019-12-17 at 3:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not a story. They really did have him strapped into a wheelchair. Epstein couldn't even move. If they hadn't of done that, he would have fought, like he did the first time they tried to assassinate him in the other jail. He's a big man, and they wanted it clean and easy. They strapped him into the chair under the pretense of being a danger to himself.
HOW DID THEY GET HIM IN THE WHEEL CHAIR!!!!
You are going senile Speccy.
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2019-12-17 at 3:07 AM UTCI bet Spectral killed him.
