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2019-12-16 at 3:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Maybe he was taking tramadol too?
Apparently fentanyl can cause a seizure according to this uncited wikipedia section but I'm unable to verify as all the fentanyl articles I can find use 'seizure's' unfortunate homonym instead, and I can't find any actual information on the drug even on duckduckgo.
probably just a medical thing brought on by the situation of getting raided. Anxiety can cause seizures in epileptic people.
Other people have theorized benzo withdrawal but seems like too much of a coincidence. -
2019-12-16 at 3:54 AM UTC,
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2019-12-16 at 4:13 AM UTC
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2019-12-16 at 4:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo peep was good because he was all minor chord swedish/american yung lean who rapped about hard drugs and heartache and clearly had influences outside of hip hop. Juice world is kinda emo too and I like the song lucid dreams but it's not great or transcendant or anything.
I really wish lil peep didn't die, not just because I shouldn't wish a recording artist I don't know personally death but because he was prolific and was growing as an artist. I have a friend who knows every single little peep song and song are a little whiney but the majority at least had inspired melodic ideas. It's funny because my friend is large and on steroids and complains about any music that isn't lil peep or lil peepesque so we'll be in a car with someone who doesn't know him well and they'll be playing some trap beats and he'll start tearing up their music and people they should listen to lil peep. I've heard people ask him if he said "lil pete" at least half a dozen times from people who genuinely don't care and aren't meeting him for music critque
xxxtentacion should be dead though. He was a piece of shit fuckboy who beat his pregnant gf and did other weird stuff. He was big into the miami porn scene too which is kinda weird and rapey too. I like a few songs hes featured on but I think his death made the world a microscopically better place
The other day some dude at the clinic was talking about what a great dude x was and it’s so sad he’s gone and he (I think this is a direct quote) “...wanted to make the world...like...a better place for the youth, you know?” So I came home and listened to a bunch of songs to try to figure out wtf I wasn’t seeing that so many people love. Still confused. Lol. All his shit is complete auto tune. So much so that he can’t even sing his own songs at his concerts. His songs are about the same shit. “Look at Me” is particularly egregious.
I mean even Ski could sing Sad better than X could. That’s fucking embarrassing.
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2019-12-16 at 4:56 AM UTCIn short...it seems like we were really born in the wrong generation when any weepy faggot with some ink and a pill habit can become a multimillionaire recording artist.
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2019-12-16 at 4:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER In short…it seems like we were really born in the wrong generation when any weepy faggot with some ink and a pill habit can become a multimillionaire recording artist.
/mad
It's all about connections. People with absolutely no skill can easily get the in with technology covering their talent-less ass. But you gotta know the right people.
You live in fametown I'm sure you sold snickers bars to some or whatever -
2019-12-16 at 5:04 AM UTCI sold snickers to many braindead talentless hacks. The No Jumper store was like walking distance from where I stayed for a good part of 2016. It’s just kind of frustrating that networking and not talent determines so much.
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2019-12-16 at 5:07 AM UTCI FUCKED MY LIFE UP LONG BEFORE IT WAS COOL
Props to Suicideboys for bringing black tar heroin mainstream lol -
2019-12-16 at 5:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I sold snickers to many braindead talentless hacks. The No Jumper store was like walking distance from where I stayed for a good part of 2016. It’s just kind of frustrating that networking and not talent determines so much.
You do seem to have networking skills though. I'm sure you could tat up your face and autotune your way to fame. Be like lil' methadone or something. -
2019-12-16 at 5:27 AM UTClil pump is the absolute worst though, he literally cannot read and it shows.
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2019-12-16 at 5:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You do seem to have networking skills though. I'm sure you could tat up your face and autotune your way to fame. Be like lil' methadone or something.
But I’m not skinny enough, vapid enough, and my fashion sense sucks 10 bags of dicks.idk if you can be a soundcloud rapper if you don’t pay $1000 for shoes -
2019-12-16 at 5:41 AM UTC
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2019-12-16 at 5:44 AM UTCHaving rice and beans for dinner in honor of La bendita Virgin de Guadalupe
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2019-12-16 at 5:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER But I’m not skinny enough, vapid enough, and my fashion sense sucks 10 bags of dicks.idk if you can be a soundcloud rapper if you don’t pay $1000 for shoes
Send your fashion sense out to suck some dicks and you'll be able to pay for those shoes in no time. Lose some weight, get the aforementioned tattoos, and just rap about selling snickers and water pistols. You'll do fine. I believe in you. Hmu if you want some ukulele riffs to rap to. We'll start a trend. -
2019-12-16 at 5:53 AM UTCUkulele plunking and pan flute with obnoxious window-rattling bass
Got the DRIP
From ma DICK
Bitch I’m SICK
Hit a LICK
Now I’m FLUSH
Smoke too MUCH
Gonna THROAT
Fuck this TRICK
Ecstasy in my FIJI
Hit POPEYES
Cop a THREE PIECE
All these HOES
Wanna SEE ME
Rub they FEET
On my PEE PEE
*anime samples*
*ukelele interlude*
BROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP BR BR
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP
Tiktiktik TIktiktiktik
BR BR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOMP -
2019-12-16 at 5:53 AM UTC
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2019-12-16 at 6:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Ukulele plunking and pan flute with obnoxious window-rattling bass
Got the DRIP
From ma DICK
Bitch I’m SICK
Hit a LICK
Now I’m FLUSH
Smoke too MUCH
Gonna THROAT
Fuck this TRICK
Ecstasy in my FIJI
Hit POPEYES
Cop a THREE PIECE
All these HOES
Wanna SEE ME
Rub they FEET
On my PEE PEE
*anime samples*
*ukelele interlude*
BROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP BR BR
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP
Tiktiktik TIktiktiktik
BR BR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
Casper I have a plastic recorder from 5th grade and a 40 dollar microphone from Target
We could do this -
2019-12-16 at 6:13 AM UTCI kinda do want to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see if we can get some hits.
It’s be amazing if it got like 600k views or something. -
2019-12-16 at 6:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I kinda do want to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see if we can get some hits.
It’s be amazing if it got like 600k views or something.
I'll record a beat tomorrow lol. I have to figure out how to add the obnoxious bass and anime sample. I've never edited music before but I'm ready for fame and wealth and all that comes with it.
Lil' Methadone ft. Goose Boy
"feet on my peepee" -
2019-12-16 at 6:39 AM UTCLil ‘D0N3 feat. LUci_GoosI