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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Maybe he was taking tramadol too?

    Apparently fentanyl can cause a seizure according to this uncited wikipedia section but I'm unable to verify as all the fentanyl articles I can find use 'seizure's' unfortunate homonym instead, and I can't find any actual information on the drug even on duckduckgo.

    probably just a medical thing brought on by the situation of getting raided. Anxiety can cause seizures in epileptic people.

    Other people have theorized benzo withdrawal but seems like too much of a coincidence.
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You go dark brown for cheese sauce? Always tastes weird to me, i like em light even for gravitygravy

    Oh definitely not. I’d only make dark roux for something like chicken and dumplings.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo peep was good because he was all minor chord swedish/american yung lean who rapped about hard drugs and heartache and clearly had influences outside of hip hop. Juice world is kinda emo too and I like the song lucid dreams but it's not great or transcendant or anything.

    I really wish lil peep didn't die, not just because I shouldn't wish a recording artist I don't know personally death but because he was prolific and was growing as an artist. I have a friend who knows every single little peep song and song are a little whiney but the majority at least had inspired melodic ideas. It's funny because my friend is large and on steroids and complains about any music that isn't lil peep or lil peepesque so we'll be in a car with someone who doesn't know him well and they'll be playing some trap beats and he'll start tearing up their music and people they should listen to lil peep. I've heard people ask him if he said "lil pete" at least half a dozen times from people who genuinely don't care and aren't meeting him for music critque

    xxxtentacion should be dead though. He was a piece of shit fuckboy who beat his pregnant gf and did other weird stuff. He was big into the miami porn scene too which is kinda weird and rapey too. I like a few songs hes featured on but I think his death made the world a microscopically better place

    The other day some dude at the clinic was talking about what a great dude x was and it’s so sad he’s gone and he (I think this is a direct quote) “...wanted to make the world...like...a better place for the youth, you know?” So I came home and listened to a bunch of songs to try to figure out wtf I wasn’t seeing that so many people love. Still confused. Lol. All his shit is complete auto tune. So much so that he can’t even sing his own songs at his concerts. His songs are about the same shit. “Look at Me” is particularly egregious.



    I mean even Ski could sing Sad better than X could. That’s fucking embarrassing.

  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    In short...it seems like we were really born in the wrong generation when any weepy faggot with some ink and a pill habit can become a multimillionaire recording artist.

    /mad
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  6. Originally posted by CASPER In short…it seems like we were really born in the wrong generation when any weepy faggot with some ink and a pill habit can become a multimillionaire recording artist.

    /mad

    It's all about connections. People with absolutely no skill can easily get the in with technology covering their talent-less ass. But you gotta know the right people.

    You live in fametown I'm sure you sold snickers bars to some or whatever
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I sold snickers to many braindead talentless hacks. The No Jumper store was like walking distance from where I stayed for a good part of 2016. It’s just kind of frustrating that networking and not talent determines so much.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I FUCKED MY LIFE UP LONG BEFORE IT WAS COOL


    Props to Suicideboys for bringing black tar heroin mainstream lol
  9. Originally posted by CASPER I sold snickers to many braindead talentless hacks. The No Jumper store was like walking distance from where I stayed for a good part of 2016. It’s just kind of frustrating that networking and not talent determines so much.

    You do seem to have networking skills though. I'm sure you could tat up your face and autotune your way to fame. Be like lil' methadone or something.
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    lil pump is the absolute worst though, he literally cannot read and it shows.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You do seem to have networking skills though. I'm sure you could tat up your face and autotune your way to fame. Be like lil' methadone or something.

    But I’m not skinny enough, vapid enough, and my fashion sense sucks 10 bags of dicks.idk if you can be a soundcloud rapper if you don’t pay $1000 for shoes
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo lil pump is the absolute worst though, he literally cannot read and it shows.

    Even x if I hold my breath until 8 get a headache....I can ALMOST see why some 14 year old would like him. Pump otoh.....abysmal. SO bad.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Having rice and beans for dinner in honor of La bendita Virgin de Guadalupe
  14. Originally posted by CASPER But I’m not skinny enough, vapid enough, and my fashion sense sucks 10 bags of dicks.idk if you can be a soundcloud rapper if you don’t pay $1000 for shoes
    Send your fashion sense out to suck some dicks and you'll be able to pay for those shoes in no time. Lose some weight, get the aforementioned tattoos, and just rap about selling snickers and water pistols. You'll do fine. I believe in you. Hmu if you want some ukulele riffs to rap to. We'll start a trend.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ukulele plunking and pan flute with obnoxious window-rattling bass

    Got the DRIP
    From ma DICK
    Bitch I’m SICK
    Hit a LICK
    Now I’m FLUSH
    Smoke too MUCH
    Gonna THROAT
    Fuck this TRICK
    Ecstasy in my FIJI
    Hit POPEYES
    Cop a THREE PIECE
    All these HOES
    Wanna SEE ME
    Rub they FEET
    On my PEE PEE

    *anime samples*

    *ukelele interlude*

    BROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP BR BR
    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP

    Tiktiktik TIktiktiktik

    BR BR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Ukulele plunking and pan flute with obnoxious window-rattling bass

    Got the DRIP
    From ma DICK
    Bitch I’m SICK
    Hit a LICK
    Now I’m FLUSH
    Smoke too MUCH
    Gonna THROAT
    Fuck this TRICK
    Ecstasy in my FIJI
    Hit POPEYES
    Cop a THREE PIECE
    All these HOES
    Wanna SEE ME
    Rub they FEET
    On my PEE PEE

    *anime samples*

    *ukelele interlude*

    BROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP BR BR
    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP

    Tiktiktik TIktiktiktik

    BR BR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

    Casper I have a plastic recorder from 5th grade and a 40 dollar microphone from Target

    We could do this
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I kinda do want to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see if we can get some hits.

    It’s be amazing if it got like 600k views or something.
  19. Originally posted by CASPER I kinda do want to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see if we can get some hits.

    It’s be amazing if it got like 600k views or something.

    I'll record a beat tomorrow lol. I have to figure out how to add the obnoxious bass and anime sample. I've never edited music before but I'm ready for fame and wealth and all that comes with it.

    Lil' Methadone ft. Goose Boy

    "feet on my peepee"
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lil ‘D0N3 feat. LUci_GoosI

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