I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)

1. 2019-12-15 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Jam your broken finger into your ass and wiggle back and forth until it pops back into place.
2. 2019-12-15 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats But I just spent all the HSA money buying people insoles for Christmas.

   
   did you buy a cane?
   
   

   Originally posted by Octavian

   
   I thought that was a kid with down syndrome when I paused my scrolling on her forehead
   
   

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr damn… you ever wipe/clean your table? you prolly never wipe your ass… either!
   
   piggy.

   
   He has a bidet.
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3. 2019-12-15 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Cly did you buy a cane?
   
   
   
   I thought that was a kid with down syndrome when I paused my scrolling on her forehead
   
   
   
   He has a bidet.

   
   How dare you
4. 2019-12-15 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How dare you

   
   wut
5. 2019-12-15 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How dare you

   
   Lol I get it. Self concerned teenager. Typical.
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   • Speedy Parker
6. 2019-12-15 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by username: Self concerned and talking in a circle like your everyday spin artist.

7. 2019-12-15 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   So I went to RiteAid and got a proper splint.
   Came with a cool little ice pack to slide on too.
   
   
   
8. 2019-12-15 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   It feels so stiff and fucked.
   Like I can bend it back too far.
   I think it is totally fucked and probably need surgery.
9. 2019-12-15 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #49
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats It feels so stiff and fucked.
   Like I can bend it back too far.
   I think it is totally fucked and probably need surgery.

   
   Haha! Nice. That's what you get for griefing my minecraft base you schizo fuck.
10. 2019-12-15 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Haha! Nice. That's what you get for griefing my minecraft base you schizo fuck.

    
    hey hey hey now
11. 2019-12-15 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #51
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Try playing minecraft with a splint on your hand u sad fuck
12. 2019-12-15 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #52
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Qhahahahahahahahaahhaah
13. 2019-12-15 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Oh god damn it.
    I cant play it :(
14. 2019-12-15 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #54
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Unless you get it xray its only broken in theory.
    
    Once again. Unless it's a compound fracture. they almost never do surgery on a finger unless you're some master pianist or professional nose picker.
    
    you waited to long to have it set properly so that's off the table. it is what it is. You just do your little splint therapy and wait until it heals
    
    usually 6 weeks.
15. 2019-12-16 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats It feels so stiff and fucked.
    Like I can bend it back too far.
    I think it is totally fucked and probably need surgery.

    
    It doesn't need surgery you fucking brain dead cry baby bitch
16. 2019-12-16 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #56
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sometimes infection feels like a break.
17. 2019-12-16 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #57
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    it could be Rheumatoid Arthritis.
    
    
    have your white count checked
18. 2019-12-16 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So you are saying I just made it extra bendy but its not broke...
19. 2019-12-16 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #59
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I broke my index finger being a dumbass

    
    Do your neck next. And post pics.
20. 2019-12-16 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #60
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Man up and cut it off.