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I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)

  1. #21
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Never had it
  2. #22
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got something for when its time.


    you mean time to yank on that finger and unjam it?
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  3. #23
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Dude take a baby aspirin and call it the evening.


    Ice it n tape it to pinky
  4. #24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    wait...
    What do I unjam?
    What jam?
    my door jam?
    my toe jam?
    the jelly jam on your jelly face that I made a good thread damn?
  5. #25
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Ice then tape

    Then Jam chells butt
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Never had it


    Get a cube at first.
    No less.
    It is an acquired taste.
    The drank of gentleman.
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Broken fingers are something you deal with when you have the time.
  8. #28
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Go to the hospital you fucking idiot
  9. #29
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World OK. I doubt it's broken.

    Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.

    Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.

    I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky.

    Yeah just rearrange the entire hand
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  10. #30
    i hope it heals all fucked up
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  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    I broke my ring finger in college and never got it reset. Now I can't get a ring on it. I'll have to go private and get the fucker broken again.

    Oh the Irony.
  12. #32
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got something for when its time.


    damn... you ever wipe/clean your table? you prolly never wipe your ass... either!

    piggy.
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  13. #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr damn… you ever wipe/clean your table? you prolly never wipe your ass… either!

    piggy.

    He's dealing with more important stuff right now, cleaning is last on the list.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you used a spoon, you could eat soup at the same time. Right now, all you're doing is buttering bread.
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  15. #35
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Yeah just rearrange the entire hand

  16. #36
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World

    Lol the pointer finger is not next to the pinky ya dingus
  17. #37
    Originally posted by frala Lol the pointer finger is not next to the pinky ya dingus

    Then where the fuck is it?!? This is news to me!
  18. #38
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    OK OK.. I have been having dyslexia for some time.

    Index to Middle finger. Sorry. I confused it visually in head with ring finger.
  19. #39
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Then where the fuck is it?!? This is news to me!

    Yours is probably in some dude’s butthole.
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  20. #40
    Originally posted by frala Yours is probably in some dude’s butthole.

    Wtf?! I didn't know that! How do i get it back??? Help!
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