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I broke my finger, and now Im going to splint it. (pics)

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I broke my index finger being a dumbass and in a fit of anger, over some false outrage, I went to slam the plastic part in my hand down onto the table but I lost my grip and went full force down onto the table with my digit.
    Now its fat and hurts to even try to bend.



    This is as far as it bends and it hurts sexy doing it.



    So anyways I got to splint this and first aid myself.
    I looked up some fancy medical devices to stabilize my finger but I just spent all the HSA money buying people insoles for Christmas.
    Now I got to improvise a little...

    So what you will need to splint your finger are just a couple things and I have them all laid out here.



    It doesn't matter too much what tape you use but I wouldn't go with anything thicker than just regular tape. Something easy to remove also.

    First you are gonna lit up a Marlboro Black 100.



    Then you are just gonna want to lay the butter knife across the back of your hand and finger like so.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Then just start wrapping it in tape.



    You wanna shoot for something like this.



    Dont make the tape very tight at all.
    I guess it can be a little snug but you dont need to constrict it, just keep it still.

    And that is how you splint your finger.
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  3. #3
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    OK. I doubt it's broken.

    Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.

    Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.

    I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky.
  4. #4
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    lol broken and in your pictures its moving each different pose.

    this dude cracks me up.
  5. #5
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 lol broken and in your pictures its moving each different pose.

    this dude cracks me up.

    He's a dark-op S.A
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  6. #6
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I notice some of the lines I type with question mark at the end.. Seems Lanny is f*iltering it to disappear?

    sup with that Lanny?
  7. #7
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World He's a dark-op S.A

    now that i think about it, fona would have made an excellent sylvester stallone "Rambo."

    i could see him carrying a military issued special ops pack with thread and needle to sew up his cuts and shit.

    and then have a polaroid to take pictures.
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  8. #8
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lanny a roller coaster.
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Because taping a fucking bread knife to your finger needs demonstrating to reinforce point.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im Bear Grylls Bitch!

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World OK. I doubt it's broken.

    Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.

    Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.

    I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky.

    So you want me to tape my index finger to my pinky?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Octavian Because taping a fucking bread knife to your finger needs demonstrating to reinforce point.

    It is a butter knife you imbecile.
    What kinda fucking disconnect do you have that you get these 2 confused?




    Fucking autism.
  12. #12
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 now that i think about it, fona would have made an excellent sylvester stallone "Rambo."

    i could see him carrying a military issued special ops pack with thread and needle to sew up his cuts and shit.

    and then have a polaroid to take pictures.

    A mixture of Rambo and Sling Blade
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  13. #13
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im Bear Grylls Bitch!



    So you want me to tape my index finger to my pinky?

    OK
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It is a butter knife you imbecile.
    What kinda fucking disconnect do you have that you get these 2 confused?




    Fucking autism.



    HA! I meant to say that.

    Oct 1-1 Fona



  15. #15
    nope OP that will never work, you're just going to have to put yourself to sleep
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My finger is so big.
    Chell is gonna love this.
  17. #17
    larrylegend8383 African Astronaut
    Maybe tape your finger to a can of Mountain Dew
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Tape it to your pecker so it's easier to find both
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III nope OP that will never work, you're just going to have to put yourself to sleep

    I got something for when its time.

  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Maybe tape your finger to a can of Mountain Dew

    I am strictly Canada Dry.
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