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2019-12-13 at 7:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo nice muh gparents are from ardnoch scotland which sounds like "hard knock" and rhymes with "hard cock" and is a little south of inverness. The shetlin my grandmother grew up in actually still exists as a little club shack on a golf course lol
I love Scotland, my mum's from there. The rainy weather doesn't have that melancholy feel as it does down south. I would love to stock up on a month's worth of supplies and just fuck off to a cabin in the highlands away from society.
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2019-12-13 at 7:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I love Scotland, my mum's from there. The rainy weather doesn't have that melancholy feel as it does down south. I would love to stock up on a month's worth of supplies and just fuck off to a cabin in the highlands away from society.
That would be bliss.
So would I but realistically I’d probably die unless I slaughtered someone’s sheep. Doesn’t look like there’s a lot of edible shit up there. I’d have to have a hell of a lot of supplies.
In related news I got an 8 person Coleman tent for 42 bucks on amazon. Whenever someone helps me find a car, I’m going to take a week off work and drive up the coast. -
2019-12-13 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I love Scotland, my mum's from there. The rainy weather doesn't have that melancholy feel as it does down south. I would love to stock up on a month's worth of supplies and just fuck off to a cabin in the highlands away from society.
That would be bliss.
I would love to spent time in the highlands but I am the type to get lonely without others. Other than that I wouldn't miss a thing. If I had one person who was there 25% of the time I wouldn't miss a thing but maybe spicey food once a week and marijuana which I would get over pretty quicklyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-13 at 7:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER So would I but realistically I’d probably die unless I slaughtered someone’s sheep. Doesn’t look like there’s a lot of edible shit up there. I’d have to have a hell of a lot of supplies.
In related news I got an 8 person Coleman tent for 42 bucks on amazon. Whenever someone helps me find a car, I’m going to take a week off work and drive up the coast.
Sounds good. Think I'll walk Hadrian's wall and camp out next Summer. Might see if I can get hold of a metal detector. -
2019-12-13 at 7:51 AM UTC
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2019-12-13 at 8:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Good idea, but you might have to keep it hidden, people are very cagey about them.
In the unlikely event I found anything of value it has to be split with the landowners. Could always sell half of it individually. Roman coins, depending which era, can fetch a fair penny. -
2019-12-13 at 9:35 AM UTCCurrently in the Clap clinic waiting to be seen. I must have had this for nearly 2 years. I'll be surprised if I'm not infertile.
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2019-12-13 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2019-12-13 at 12:52 PM UTCNot Oct:
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2019-12-13 at 1:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER If you hate two year olds and condoms (in completely separate contexts), that sounds like a solid win for you, my dude.
Depends on who's 2 year old. Her kid is a complete BASTARD and it's her own fault he is the way he is. Other 2 year olds do not compare. I would never get with her just for the fact he's a nightmare. My son was an angel and never even kicked off. I don't know if it's something to do with his superior intelligence but I felt blessed knowing he wasn't like other annoying cunts. -
2019-12-13 at 4:18 PM UTCMothers who don't love their children don't discipline them and remove the fathers from their lives, mostly because they're too lazy and irresponsible and self-centered, and that's why the rotten ones come out like they do. Then they blame everyone else but themselves for it.
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2019-12-13 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Mothers who don't love their children don't discipline them and remove the fathers from their lives, mostly because they're too lazy and irresponsible and self-centered, and that's why the rotten ones come out like they do. Then they blame everyone else but themselves for it.
There are multiple sweeping generalizations in here and I don't care to address any of them. -
2019-12-13 at 4:25 PM UTC
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2019-12-13 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you the rotten child of a broken home and a selfish mother?
No I have a ridiculously strong family.
I'm just saying, you are making sweeping generalizations. Some mothers are shit. Some fathers are shit. You can't blame every mother who removes the father from their kid's life. -
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2019-12-13 at 6:16 PM UTCIt’s like Braveheart and Venice Beach had sloppy conjugal visit sex and this was born.
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