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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Solstice She looks vaguely Asian in her features

    I really want to see now.
  2. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I really want to see now.

    $50 i said
  3. $10 and i send you a picture of her son's social security number, name, and birth date on a dirty styrofoam cooler raised into the air by her ex 'husband'
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace $50 i said

    In 2019 I suppose even n00ds are provided as a service for an ongoing fee.
  5. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country In 2019 I suppose even n00ds are provided as a service for an ongoing fee.

    $60 for her bathwater
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace $60 for her bathwater

    Don't tempt me.
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice She looks vaguely Asian in her features

  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice

    This guy is my role model

    I drank xanax bars dissolved in that stuff years ago

    got about 3 shots in and lost a day
  9. Originally posted by aldra I drank xanax bars dissolved in that stuff years ago

    got about 3 shots in and lost a day

    One time I ordered powdered etizolam but didn't have the stuff to make a solution so I just dipped a wet toothpick in every few hours.

    It ended with me taking ~100mg in one go and this is when I went out onto a frozen lake and played ukulele for some geese. I also built a bridge out of fallen branches in the woods with my friend (who I fed etizolam to) and thought it was the coolest fucking thing ever even though it didn't work.

    Lost about 2 days but thankfully I took lots of pictures.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I was drunk I'd post it.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck I'm trying to find an interview with James Ellroy where he tells an amusing story about having sex with a huge woman who was so big "she had wheels and went on for years" fuck I Love James Ellroy, even before I knew he was an incredibly interesting person and entertaining interview subject. Him and Norm are the best conan guests ever

    edit: found it. Dave Chappelle is on the set and is thoroughly enjoying it



    edit: double edit. James ellroy says he wants to make the first equal opportunity ku klux klan chapter which definitely helped form clayton bixby character from chappelle show
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Hey Victoria will u be my girlfriend?
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo Fuck I'm trying to find an interview with James Ellroy where he tells an amusing story about having sex with a huge woman who was so big "she had wheels and went on for years" fuck I Love James Ellroy, even before I knew he was an incredibly interesting person and entertaining interview subject. Him and Norm are the best conan guests ever

    edit: found it. Dave Chappelle is on the set and is thoroughly enjoying it



    edit: double edit. James ellroy says he wants to make the first equal opportunity ku klux klan chapter which definitely helped form clayton bixby character from chappelle show

    How horrible. That is not suitable for discussion in public.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How horrible. That is not suitable for discussion in public.

    James Ellroy used to be a homeless miscreant who would break into houses in beverly hills to steal panties and masturbate. He is very uncouth but I love him for it.

    He's actually a massive dedicated troll who says purposely racist and misogynistic things to get a rise when all his marriages have been to liberal feminist authors and he admitted to being a massive troll like 5 years ago
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone else notice how quick Reggie Watts sold right the fuck out? I honestly didn't see that coming. Now he's terrible and extremely uninteresting and seems like he's without talent when he actually does have some
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chris Watts
  17. Matt Watts
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    watt watts in the batts
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    Vicky I just want to kiss u! 💋 (((no homo))). I'm liking you more and more every day
  20. 1993 Houston
    Crouton makes it feel like summer for 15 minutes. It's that summer break feeling you have as a kid again

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