The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-12 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #5721
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I chugged two of those margaritas and now my stomach is killing me. Too much sugar.
2. 2019-12-12 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #5722
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Solstice I had her for free and still felt ripped off.

   
   Try her hubby
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-12-12 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #5723
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice I had her for free and still felt ripped off.
   
   I still have the loofa stick she left in my shower.

   
   I for one am shocked she showers.
4. 2019-12-12 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #5724
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice I chugged two of those margaritas and now my stomach is killing me. Too much sugar.

   
   Embrace the ceramic throne
5. 2019-12-12 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #5725
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice I had her for free and still felt ripped off.
   
   I still have the loofa stick she left in my shower.

   
   Did she extended stay with you? I wanna know the story. Who brings a loofa with them? Maybe that's normal and I'm gonna look like the dumbass. I've never even owned a LOOFA. what a stupid fucking word. That's probably why.
6. 2019-12-12 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #5726
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   There are so many moving parts to my life I really gotta get off the fucking pills. I just need a stress free yet busy day and I'm good. Christmas is good in this way.
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   • Octavian
7. 2019-12-12 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #5727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Did she extended stay with you? I wanna know the story. Who brings a loofa with them? Maybe that's normal and I'm gonna look like the dumbass. I've never even owned a LOOFA. what a stupid fucking word. That's probably why.

   
   She stayed a few nights. Yes I can confirm that she/we did shower. No Im not proud of myself. What's wrong with loofas? I use them myself anyways hers was just on a stick.
8. 2019-12-12 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #5728
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sudo There are so many moving parts to my life I really gotta get off the fucking pills. I just need a stress free yet busy day and I'm good. Christmas is good in this way.

   
   You're a good guy Sudo and I'm sure you'll be happy soon enough.
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   • Sudo
9. 2019-12-12 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #5729
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice She stayed a few nights. Yes I can confirm that she/we did shower. No Im not proud of myself. What's wrong with loofas? I use them myself anyways hers was just on a stick.

   
   Why no pix of hydro
10. 2019-12-12 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #5730
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I rape husbands
11. 2019-12-12 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #5731
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice She stayed a few nights. Yes I can confirm that she/we did shower. No Im not proud of myself. What's wrong with loofas? I use them myself anyways hers was just on a stick.

    
    Ok thanks. Nothing is wrong with them, I just dont like the word.
    
    One time I showered with a 400 lb woman who had a literal moustache. I met her out at her farm. Thanks.
12. 2019-12-12 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #5732
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Ok thanks. Nothing is wrong with them, I just dont like the word.
    
    One time I showered with a 400 lb woman who had a literal moustache. I met her out at her farm. Thanks.

    
    Go on...
13. 2019-12-12 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #5733
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Why no pix of hydro

    
    I have one pic of us together and I don't know where it is and wouldn't post it anyway
14. 2019-12-12 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #5734
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This big black woman in D.C. wants me to fuck her but I don't usually dabble in that
15. 2019-12-12 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #5735
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's actually pretty sad that I've never seen a picture of hydro. 6 years now. Is she a butter face?
16. 2019-12-12 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #5736
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's actually pretty sad that I've never seen a picture of hydro. 6 years now. Is she a butter face?

    
    Me either, I really am curious.
17. 2019-12-12 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #5737
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I cant be happy until I see hydros face
18. 2019-12-12 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #5738
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's actually pretty sad that I've never seen a picture of hydro. 6 years now. Is she a butter face?

    
    More like an Easter Island face with a Michelin Man body.
19. 2019-12-12 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #5739
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    selling hydros nudes for $50 a half hour viewing
20. 2019-12-12 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #5740
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She looks vaguely Asian in her features