The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-12 at 5:54 AM UTC

   #5661
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just wanna die
   
   
   
   I mean it. I can't talk to anyone
   . How embarrassing.
2. 2019-12-12 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #5662
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   u can talk to me anytime but keep in mind I'm a dumbass with his own problems
3. 2019-12-12 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #5663
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm such a fucking loser. Hey sploo dont worry. I wish I was 12 years younger. Dont worry bid.
4. 2019-12-12 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #5664
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol it's ok. Its FINE!
5. 2019-12-12 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #5665
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just wanna die
   
   
   
   I mean it. I can't talk to anyone
   . How embarrassing.

   
   
6. 2019-12-12 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #5666
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   HE NEED SOME MILK
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Solstice
7. 2019-12-12 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #5667
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It's ok. I get it.
8. 2019-12-12 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #5668
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Eeu
9. 2019-12-12 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #5669
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   mq lets write a book together and I'll give you all the rights and help you publish it.
10. 2019-12-12 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #5670
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Then I'll sue the shit out of you in court.
11. 2019-12-12 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #5671
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Uu
12. 2019-12-12 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #5672
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    After court is over we will meet outside and discuss it shortly. I invite you over to dinner to discuss terms. You don't really want to, but you accept.
    
    our elbows bump accidentally during dinner
    
    or was it an accident? You don't know. We seem to be getting closer. You aren't sure if it's on purpose but you think you like it.
13. 2019-12-12 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #5673
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Solstice
14. 2019-12-12 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #5674
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Dinner was not long enough to discuss everything so we make a second date
    
    haha
    
    date
    
    its only a coincidence that I called it a date, right? I mean it's a literal date its just a day of the year haha
15. 2019-12-12 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #5675
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    at our second dinner I order the steak and you order a salad
    
    I ask if that's all you're going to eat
    
    you say you're trying to lose weight
    
    I tell you that you don't need to lose weight. You look good already.
    
    You smile shyly, and lift your head to meet my gaze. I get the signal and invite you to come back to my place for drinks
    
    You accept without thinking
16. 2019-12-12 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #5676
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No thanks. I am dead.
17. 2019-12-12 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #5677
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    once we get through the door i wrap my hams around your waist as we kiss in a sweet and tendies embrace
    
    We stumble into the credenza during our flare of passion and you almost fall
    
    haha that was so funny did we really just
    
    yeah i think we did
    
    after that we went upstairs, and I think you know what happens from there ;)
18. 2019-12-12 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #5678
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ No thanks. I am dead.

    
    its okay im a necrofillmeup
19. 2019-12-12 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #5679
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But Rihanna. Thanks
20. 2019-12-12 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #5680
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo