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  1. Originally posted by Octavian Dinking even 1 bottle of beer is enough to trigger a bender.

    This is why I find it hard to consider myself an alcoholic sometimes. I can get a bottle of whiskey, tell myself I'm just having two drinks that night (maybe 5-6 oz total), and I have my two drinks and can put the rest away. Sure, I have nights where I binge drink a pint's worth in a sitting but it's only when I consciously decide I'm getting fucked up, never because I only planned to have one or two and end up losing control. I'll crave it here and there but even then I tend to talk myself out of it anymore. According to AA people you supposedly lose your mind and go off the rails if you attempt to drink at all so it's like, eh.
  2. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Uh-oh our sweet mmq is depressed & suicidal again


  3. Making the good espresso
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice This is why I find it hard to consider myself an alcoholic sometimes. I can get a bottle of whiskey, tell myself I'm just having two drinks that night (maybe 5-6 oz total), and I have my two drinks and can put the rest away. Sure, I have nights where I binge drink a pint's worth in a sitting but it's only when I consciously decide I'm getting fucked up, never because I only planned to have one or two and end up losing control. I'll crave it here and there but even then I tend to talk myself out of it anymore. According to AA people you supposedly lose your mind and go off the rails if you attempt to drink at all so it's like, eh.

    Yeah I fight trying to class what category I fall into, whether this is me in denial or w.e, fuck-knows. I can go months without drinking. I'm not some piss head that shakes and craves it in the mornings so I guess I'm not an alcoholic per se. My father is a controlled alcoholic which I always found amusing. He drinks home made bitter daily but has a cut off point, never seen him drunk in my entire life. He says he only drinks to enjoy, not to excess which I envy. To be honest we're all big drinkers in my family, even my sister who is in a respectable civil service job can put it away.

    I just HATE the cringy emotional or angry state I get in when just drinking which is why Cocaine had always helped me keep level headed somewhat ( bar the deep level cringe talk but that applies to almost everyone).
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I told the guy last time, I have really bad anxiety can I please can get on something for that and he said yeah let's try cymbalta.

    I hate him I hate everything.

    Medical help: costs money, takes a long time to get through appointment and get prescription, then you have to take them regularly and feel anxious when you can't take your anxiety medication

    Telling yourself it be like that sometimes: free, instant, no hassle
  6. Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like fun! Nahhhhhhh, not really. Drop this shit drugs.

    Everybodys gotta do bundy once in a while, it hits that refresh button fam. I quit taking opiates and hadn't dumped in ~a week so it's not unexpected.

    Wheede aint a shit drug, I thought it was my whole life and still kinda do but it's growing on me. Wheede is a shit drug though, I agree with you
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  7. prese be da larb

    da larb be prese

    I got a 96 final essay and now I feel super dumb for getting a 60 on the first one. I mean I did better after cleaning it up for 30 minutes, but not terribly so, so idkwtf I did wrong besides not reading the book

    Man I gotta put way more effort in next semester and also just like not doing meth and crack and heroin and everything else should make it waaaaay easier
  8. So fucking angry. I want to get drunk and hulk smash more things.
  9. Originally posted by Solstice So fucking angry. I want to get drunk and hulk smash more things.

    more things?
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace more things?

    Broke my bedside end table over the wall during my benzo episode a few weeks ago and smashed a whiskey glass over my desk. The fucking animal shelter turned me down after 3 interviews and 5 hours worth of free work for them. I did well on both working interviews, no problems and got complimented both times. Took 3 times of calling them and 8 days for them to say no. I have 100 service hours there in less than 6 months.
  11. Originally posted by Solstice Broke my bedside end table over the wall during my benzo episode a few weeks ago and smashed a whiskey glass over my desk. The fucking animal shelter turned me down after 3 interviews and 5 hours worth of free work for them. I did well on both working interviews, no problems and got complimented both times. Took 3 times of calling them and 8 days for them to say no. I have 100 service hours there in less than 6 months.

    Damn man that sucks. Maybe you can try at another shelter. You have the experience.
  12. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Damn man that sucks. Maybe you can try at another shelter. You have the experience.



    Do you think this is an authentic Mexican margarita?

    I'm going to just sell my ass to a gay guy on a dating site. They pay extra if youre straight and they like my profile all the time. Have had several dudes message me asking if I'm gay. $20 is $20


  13. This guy is my role model
  14. Originally posted by Solstice

    Do you think this is an authentic Mexican margarita?

    I'm going to just sell my ass to a gay guy on a dating site. They pay extra if youre straight and they like my profile all the time. Have had several dudes message me asking if I'm gay. $20 is $20

    If its got lime its always Mexican.

    Also subtle reminder that hydro whored herself out for $50
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Also subtle reminder that hydro whored herself out for $50

    That's reasonable of her. The neets here could learn.
  17. Originally posted by ORACLE

    Thats legitimately cool as fuck.

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That's reasonable of her. The neets here could learn.

    Eh. Anybody can sell themselves for more than 50 unless you're crazy haggard and old. Hydro is haggard but not old. 75 at minimum.
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    I did a kratm and now I can enjoy video games again
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Eh. Anybody can sell themselves for more than 50 unless you're crazy haggard and old. Hydro is haggard but not old. 75 at minimum.

    Meh. Depends on what you get included with the service.
  20. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Also subtle reminder that hydro whored herself out for $50

    I had her for free and still felt ripped off.

    I still have the loofa stick she left in my shower.
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