Juicebox Obituary

1. 2019-12-11 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He just wants to be best friends with his kid and also be the same age.
2. 2019-12-12 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #82
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or be his own Grandpa.
3. 2019-12-12 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #83
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Sometimes it be like that
4. 2019-12-12 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #84
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   And sometimes like that it be.
5. 2019-12-12 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #85
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Aye sometimes it be like that
6. 2019-12-12 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #86
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Sudo Here's Ytter_man's obituary
   
   https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
   
   may Allah bless him and look after his family
   
   edit: he has a much better beard in this pic

   
   You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy...just to take up time and space.
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7. 2019-12-12 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy…just to take up time and space.

   
   Rude
8. 2019-12-12 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #88
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
9. 2019-12-12 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #89
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mmQ Rude

   
   I mean i dont suggest mine obit would be any better. Its just fucking ddepressing when your life is so un-noteworthy that they have to bust out trivial facts to make it look like you werent a total loser. My life is bland as fuck and my mom doesnt even know what music i listen to so if i die im SOL.
10. 2019-12-12 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy…just to take up time and space.

    
    I used to be an altar boy for my church when I was young and served a bunch of funerals and it was always cringey to hear the priest scrape the bottom of the barrel to come up with halfway decent shit to say during the homily. He'd go into long stories about peoples favorite food and shit like that.
11. 2019-12-12 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #91
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Solstice I used to be an altar boy for my church when I was young and served a bunch of funerals and it was always cringey to hear the priest scrape the bottom of the barrel to come up with halfway decent shit to say during the homily. He'd go into long stories about peoples favorite food and shit like that.

    
    Yeah. I think thatd be more depressing for me than someone just saying "He kept to himself. He always wanted to travel but never went anywhere. He spent a lot of years wrecking his own shit, but when it came down to it, he was a good guy." lol.
12. 2019-12-12 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #92
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy…just to take up time and space.

    
    I had to write an obituary for a class once and I made up a bunch of stuff about myself and my future. That version of me had an awesome life. This one not so much
13. 2019-12-12 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy…just to take up time and space.

    
    I don't know who that guy is, I didn't go here yet, but on the topic of trains I met a guy a recently who spent so much at the train store that one of the train store owner's tax lines is just "Curt". Man that guy loves trains.
14. 2019-12-12 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #94
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by CASPER I mean i dont suggest mine obit would be any better. Its just fucking ddepressing when your life is so un-noteworthy that they have to bust out trivial facts to make it look like you werent a total loser. My life is bland as fuck and my mom doesnt even know what music i listen to so if i die im SOL.

    
    "Casper was... a person. He had two fantastic legs, two strong arms, hair, wore clothing, and always carried at least five dollars on him at all times."
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15. 2019-12-12 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #95
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by -SpectraL "Casper was… a person. He had two fantastic legs, two strong arms, hair, wore clothing, and always carried at least five dollars on him at all times."

    
    Damn that hit me in my soule bro
    
    RiP 2 I and I
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16. 2019-12-12 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #96
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I had to write an obituary for a class once and I made up a bunch of stuff about myself and my future. That version of me had an awesome life. This one not so much

    
    At least u have fucked a few niggers.. 👍🌹
17. 2019-12-12 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #97
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I met a traveller from an antique land,
    Who said—“Two vast and stumpy legs of wax
    Stand in the motel parking lot. . . . Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk a shattered cell phone lies, whose screen,
    And wrinkled motherboard, and queer of old command,
    Tell that its user well those cocks stroked
    Which yet survive, stamped on his forehead in semen,
    The hand that cocked him, and the cock that fed;
    And on his spread ass still, these words appear:
    My name is WellHung, Weakling of Weaklings;
    Look on my anus, ye Mighty, and despair!
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone semen trail stretches far away.”
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