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2019-12-11 at 10:08 AM UTC
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2019-12-11 at 10:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by bigthink i need to prove that my landlord and neighbors aren't spying on me. can hear people creeping around inside at night and there's silhouettes outside of window.
after typing it out it reads like paranoid retard bullshit so it's probably not real
The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist -
2019-12-11 at 10:21 AM UTCGgghhhhhnggn
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2019-12-11 at 10:22 AM UTCMe too bud
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2019-12-11 at 2:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist
If he walks around the property at 2am screaming “I AINT ‘FRAID AH NO GHOST!!” They will finally leave him alone
It’s the only wayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-11 at 2:44 PM UTC
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2019-12-11 at 2:45 PM UTCCASPER would know
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2019-12-11 at 2:48 PM UTCthis is all a psyop
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2019-12-11 at 2:52 PM UTC
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2019-12-11 at 3:17 PM UTCAre you the gatekeeper or the keymaster?
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2019-12-11 at 3:17 PM UTCI want your key inside of me
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2019-12-11 at 3:17 PM UTCFuck it I'm making waffle fries
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2019-12-11 at 3:18 PM UTCI'm a locksmith bitch
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2019-12-11 at 3:22 PM UTC
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2019-12-11 at 4:18 PM UTCChristmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
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2019-12-11 at 4:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
Ghost her. She's using you. -
2019-12-11 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
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2019-12-11 at 4:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
Can I have your girlfriend when you're done with her?
I want her as a Christmas present for Sploo. -
2019-12-11 at 4:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
bigthinkin rn
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maybe if you buy a certain kinda present, she'll break up with you instead. -
2019-12-11 at 5:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Ghost her. She's using you.
Doubt it. She's a selfish person but if she's trying to manipulate me she's absolutely horrible at it
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol
lol you're literally undatable and undesirable to all but the most desperate
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Can I have your girlfriend when you're done with her?
I want her as a Christmas present for Sploo.
That's very sweet of you but I wouldn't want to do that to sploo. He's too fragile.
Originally posted by bigthink bigthinkin rn
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maybe if you buy a certain kinda present, she'll break up with you instead.
I doubt it. She needs me much more than I need her. She would just use it as justification for being toxicThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
