The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-10 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #5421
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I used to but I'm wary of doing that and will just end up doing it and sending my prof a nice email about it being late and he'll be cool with that because he's a pretty cool guy. I really just need it done by thursday because I have a bunch things to do then. I should make one that's like Uber for essays, you have to go through a screening process to be a certified writer, then make an algorithm that finds a price that factors in time required, time given, difficulty and length.
   
   It's actually a good idea and the people that work for me would get smarter and smarter and more worldly. It'd be super cool if the writing part got outsourced to africa and became a skills boon for the local communities. I think I'm onto something here

   
   what are you majoring in and how is it competitive $wyse ?
2. 2019-12-10 at 7:26 AM UTC

   #5422
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Jimmy triangle vs Chris square
3. 2019-12-10 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #5423
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Squarepants
   
   Shape comedy
4. 2019-12-10 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #5424
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano CandyRein has like 10 friends on facebook and they all look like winners

   
   Patrick Starr Shines with the Retts
5. 2019-12-10 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #5425
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Rongo Bongo Mongol TongueSong
6. 2019-12-10 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #5426
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Frongledongledingledong
   
   Blongoblingus Reptile(Riptide)Krokus
7. 2019-12-10 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #5427
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Vermin🐀Vargendulgus🐁 Oppmven Seig 1488/2599/361010/[010101🐬🐳🐬010101]
8. 2019-12-10 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #5428
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, you can pinpoint the moment sploo gave up on sobriety and trying to be functional
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER, 
   • Technologist, 
   • MexicanMasterRace
9. 2019-12-10 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #5429
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   ToastyTwos 2,2.. Toast me, too!2 2oo oooo 🍞
10. 2019-12-10 at 9:56 AM UTC

    #5430
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sploo makes me fucking sad. And u fortunately the drugs he takes are too gay and lame to kill him so he’ll just end up a 45 year old grocery bagger who talks about killing animals and creeps out the 16 year old trying to earn summer cash.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-12-10 at 9:57 AM UTC

    #5431
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I used to write essays for money. Wrote one for someone the other day after they did a very rough outline. Took like 10 hours but considering I had zero knowledge of the subject matter, I think I did pretty well.
12. 2019-12-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #5432
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If i dont get put back on amphetamines today I'm firing my psychiatrist and taking nothing
13. 2019-12-10 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #5433
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Learn to make your own faggot
    
    Nitroethane and Benzaldehyde. Reduce with aluminum and mercury sulfate
14. 2019-12-10 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #5434
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One member here posted here how he watched his grandmother die in bed and then deftly pocketed her prescription meds as soon as she stopped breathing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rrr
15. 2019-12-10 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #5435
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    ZeGopple Z xx Z-1-800-MyZaufinesin.. mnmnmnm 👅
16. 2019-12-10 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #5436
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    XARGENVOPULJAMETRYLEESTRAUTIDONG
17. 2019-12-10 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #5437
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So if I pass the drug test i just took I get my free 70 mg Vyvanse back. Took clonazolam 17 days ago and sounds like its not likely to show up anyways so I think I'm good. Smoked a tiny amount of weed 15 days ago but I don't think he cares about that.
18. 2019-12-10 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #5438
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Pool
19. 2019-12-10 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #5439
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Solstice …Smoked a tiny amount of weed 15 days ago but I don't think he cares about that.

    
    Tests for THC don't show the blood quantity, just that you consumed it.
20. 2019-12-10 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #5440
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    1 liserd
    alliGAYtor 22
    33 COCKodile 3