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  1. Originally posted by Sudo I used to but I'm wary of doing that and will just end up doing it and sending my prof a nice email about it being late and he'll be cool with that because he's a pretty cool guy. I really just need it done by thursday because I have a bunch things to do then. I should make one that's like Uber for essays, you have to go through a screening process to be a certified writer, then make an algorithm that finds a price that factors in time required, time given, difficulty and length.

    It's actually a good idea and the people that work for me would get smarter and smarter and more worldly. It'd be super cool if the writing part got outsourced to africa and became a skills boon for the local communities. I think I'm onto something here

    what are you majoring in and how is it competitive $wyse ?
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    Jimmy triangle vs Chris square
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
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  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano CandyRein has like 10 friends on facebook and they all look like winners

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  7. Rrr African Astronaut
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, you can pinpoint the moment sploo gave up on sobriety and trying to be functional
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  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    ToastyTwos 2,2.. Toast me, too!2 2oo oooo ๐Ÿž
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sploo makes me fucking sad. And u fortunately the drugs he takes are too gay and lame to kill him so heโ€™ll just end up a 45 year old grocery bagger who talks about killing animals and creeps out the 16 year old trying to earn summer cash.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I used to write essays for money. Wrote one for someone the other day after they did a very rough outline. Took like 10 hours but considering I had zero knowledge of the subject matter, I think I did pretty well.
  12. If i dont get put back on amphetamines today I'm firing my psychiatrist and taking nothing
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Learn to make your own faggot

    Nitroethane and Benzaldehyde. Reduce with aluminum and mercury sulfate
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One member here posted here how he watched his grandmother die in bed and then deftly pocketed her prescription meds as soon as she stopped breathing.
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  15. Rrr African Astronaut
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  17. So if I pass the drug test i just took I get my free 70 mg Vyvanse back. Took clonazolam 17 days ago and sounds like its not likely to show up anyways so I think I'm good. Smoked a tiny amount of weed 15 days ago but I don't think he cares about that.
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    Pool
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice …Smoked a tiny amount of weed 15 days ago but I don't think he cares about that.

    Tests for THC don't show the blood quantity, just that you consumed it.
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