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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    I masturbated to a video of worms and snails in a vagina and have a headache now. There were bug droppings above her butthole. I cant unseen that
  2. Originally posted by Rrr I masturbated to a video of worms and snails in a vagina and have a headache now. There were bug droppings above her butthole. I cant unseen that

    So edgy like wow
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    It's not edge if you actually do it, then its actually real
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok I'm really high I'm seeing double

  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you, solstice.
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  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    i threw a lego at my birds head lmao
  7. Originally posted by Sudo I meant a studddd

    Now kids are getting the stud staples in seemingly random parts of the face, but below the eye seems to be a popular spot. I kinda like noserings/septum piercings on goils but it's all part of the same thing. I bet moon people don't even piece their ears with thumbtacks or safety pins anymore because they're total vaginas

    Of course they do, MOON PERSONs are anti-2A silly. There's a girl I know who wears a lip ring but it hangs out into the air kinda instead of just staying deadset against the skin and I like that way better.


    I'm starting to really enjoy weed at night, which never much happened between me an mj before cause things be a changin'. I spent like two hours just itching my body with my eyes closed and it was awesome. Then I spent three hours nodding and barfing because I'm also on and starting to loathe all opiates lol. If it weren't for the weed I wouldn't like it at all I don't think.

    I have a drug test coming up in like 35 days and hope I can pass after eating like most of a gram of thc over a couple weeks because I've never had to worry about it before.
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  8. Originally posted by Rrr i threw a lego at my birds head lmao

    dude krek lmao
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano Of course they do, MOON PERSONs are anti-2A silly. There's a girl I know who wears a lip ring but it hangs out into the air kinda instead of just staying deadset against the skin and I like that way better.


    I'm starting to really enjoy weed at night, which never much happened between me an mj before cause things be a changin'. I spent like two hours just itching my body with my eyes closed and it was awesome. Then I spent three hours nodding and barfing because I'm also on and starting to loathe all opiates lol. If it weren't for the weed I wouldn't like it at all I don't think.

    I have a drug test coming up in like 35 days and hope I can pass after eating like most of a gram of thc over a couple weeks because I've never had to worry about it before.

    You are so fucking weird man. I mean that endearingly. When you first started posting here regularly you were so haphazard and your posts were like Menendez menen and a CD arlo if I like tjrucka and bucks and mucks and I HATE YOU I love you I diet

    Yiu were really incoherent, a lot. Now you're not. You're rarely incoherent. What drugs were you on then and are you glad to be wherebyoure at now or do you miss that version of you?
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I've found the secret to happiness, it's roast beef with Tabasco sauce.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE I've found the secret to happiness, it's roast beef with Tabasco sauce.

    With cheese and toast
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Thank you, solstice.

    Glad it found a good home
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  13. Originally posted by bigthink is the wheelchair a deal breaker?

    No, but it turns out she's mentally disabled too. She called me several times and I was trying to talk to her all slow and exaggerated in my words like you would a typical retarded person and she just kept saying either "it's (her name)" or "HUH?" "WHAT?" until eventually hanging up on me each time.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The more I watch youtube videos the more I think and or realize that everything is fakegayscripted.

    I cant trust anything and it's kinda sad cuz I dont know if I'm hyper-skeptical or hyper-aware. Hahaha

    Just appease me and listen to at least the beginning of this. These two like so many others claim to hear these songs for the first time ever when they're recording their thing, but based on how quickly the one dude immediately recites all the lyrics from the first verse when "reflecting" upon it "for the first time?" Nah. I don't think so.

    Fuck you

    Edit: nevermind this is stupid to care about right now.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    😡
  16. Originally posted by mmQ The more I watch youtube videos the more I think and or realize that everything is fakegayscripted.

    I cant trust anything and it's kinda sad cuz I dont know if I'm hyper-skeptical or hyper-aware. Hahaha

    Just appease me and listen to at least the beginning of this. These two like so many others claim to hear these songs for the first time ever when they're recording their thing, but based on how quickly the one dude immediately recites all the lyrics from the first verse when "reflecting" upon it "for the first time?" Nah. I don't think so.

    Fuck you

    Edit: nevermind this is stupid to care about right now.

    Same with TV, I feel like everything is scripted, no matter the type of show. Like how even on those cooking competition shows, all 4-5 of the contestants always JUST manage to finish their dish right as the clock hits zero, on every show in every round. You rarely see someone done ahead of time or not complete their dish. I think even interviews and shit are run off a script catered to whatever the target audience may be. Nothing is spontaneous, unplanned or organic because the networks aren't willing to risk that narrow margin window of uncertainty. They must have total control.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ With cheese and toast

    Nah no cheese, untoasted breab only.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Discovered its awesome having tabasco sauce on my chicken wings than dipping them into peanut butter *homer simpson drool*
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Should we attempt secret Santa again or nah? Last time I remember I got j3wed.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dregs Discovered its awesome having tabasco sauce on my chicken wings than dipping them into peanut butter *homer simpson drool*

    Just get Thai peanut sauce already

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