The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-08 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #5301
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo edibles help me sleep better than anything. My system is so clean of stimulants if I drink a can of coke at noon I can't sleep at night (rarely can anyways)
   
   I am a self destructive person and it sucks sometimes. It's literally why I can't have nice things

   
   
2. 2019-12-08 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #5302
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Technologist So should I invest over 3 hours to watch The Irishman today?

   
   Obviously.
3. 2019-12-09 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #5303
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Im drunk on Facebook and this girl in a wheelchair from one of my groups wants me to be her boyfriend and call her babygirl....fuck
4. 2019-12-09 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #5304
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 she makes you whack her legs with sticks like in that adam sandler film
5. 2019-12-09 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #5305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Help
6. 2019-12-09 at 12:26 AM UTC

   #5306
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   palm her off to fona
7. 2019-12-09 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #5307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra palm her off to fona

   
   I'll palm myself off to her wheelchair pics
8. 2019-12-09 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #5308
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't be any worse than hydro
9. 2019-12-09 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #5309
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   If she pisses you off just put a broomstick through her wheelchair and walk away
10. 2019-12-09 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #5310
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Unless she's one of those terrifying cripples who can arm crawl like some silent hill shit. Probably climb walls too
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11. 2019-12-09 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #5311
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dude she's insane
12. 2019-12-09 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #5312
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If she pisses you off just put a broomstick through her wheelchair and walk away

    
    
13. 2019-12-09 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #5313
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • aldra, 
    • Sudo
14. 2019-12-09 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #5314
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
15. 2019-12-09 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #5315
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm glad his title includes 'Uganda in particular'. Africa in general is pretty fucking vague.
16. 2019-12-09 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #5316
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like that he thought it was important to explicitly claim dominion over those troublesome fish
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17. 2019-12-09 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #5317
    

    bigthink victim of incest

    Originally posted by Solstice Im drunk on Facebook and this girl in a wheelchair from one of my groups wants me to be her boyfriend and call her babygirl….fuck

    
    is the wheelchair a deal breaker?
18. 2019-12-09 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #5318
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ghost being bi polar is fun

    
    Not when you're only the good pole like 2% of the time.
19. 2019-12-09 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #5319
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

    
    Guy ate people.
20. 2019-12-09 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #5320
    

    bigthink victim of incest
    id probably bang a girl in a wheelchair.
    
    might gotta tie those atrophied noodles around my back tho for ergonomics. not sure what knot would be the most appropriate
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man