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  1. Originally posted by Sudo edibles help me sleep better than anything. My system is so clean of stimulants if I drink a can of coke at noon I can't sleep at night (rarely can anyways)

    I am a self destructive person and it sucks sometimes. It's literally why I can't have nice things

  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Technologist So should I invest over 3 hours to watch The Irishman today?

    Obviously.
  3. Im drunk on Facebook and this girl in a wheelchair from one of my groups wants me to be her boyfriend and call her babygirl....fuck
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 she makes you whack her legs with sticks like in that adam sandler film
  5. Help
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    palm her off to fona
  7. Originally posted by aldra palm her off to fona

    I'll palm myself off to her wheelchair pics
  8. Can't be any worse than hydro
  9. If she pisses you off just put a broomstick through her wheelchair and walk away
  10. Unless she's one of those terrifying cripples who can arm crawl like some silent hill shit. Probably climb walls too
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  11. Dude she's insane
  12. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If she pisses you off just put a broomstick through her wheelchair and walk away

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm glad his title includes 'Uganda in particular'. Africa in general is pretty fucking vague.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like that he thought it was important to explicitly claim dominion over those troublesome fish
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  17. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice Im drunk on Facebook and this girl in a wheelchair from one of my groups wants me to be her boyfriend and call her babygirl….fuck

    is the wheelchair a deal breaker?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost being bi polar is fun

    Not when you're only the good pole like 2% of the time.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

    Guy ate people.
  20. bigthink victim of incest
    id probably bang a girl in a wheelchair.

    might gotta tie those atrophied noodles around my back tho for ergonomics. not sure what knot would be the most appropriate

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