2019-12-09 at 12:20 AM UTC
Im drunk on Facebook and this girl in a wheelchair from one of my groups wants me to be her boyfriend and call her babygirl....fuck
2019-12-09 at 12:24 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
inb4 she makes you whack her legs with sticks like in that adam sandler film
2019-12-09 at 12:31 AM UTC
Can't be any worse than hydro
2019-12-09 at 12:34 AM UTC
If she pisses you off just put a broomstick through her wheelchair and walk away
2019-12-09 at 12:34 AM UTC
Unless she's one of those terrifying cripples who can arm crawl like some silent hill shit. Probably climb walls too
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2019-12-09 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2019-12-09 at 1:25 AM UTC
aldra
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His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
2019-12-09 at 1:32 AM UTC
I'm glad his title includes 'Uganda in particular'. Africa in general is pretty fucking vague.
2019-12-09 at 1:34 AM UTC
aldra
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I like that he thought it was important to explicitly claim dominion over those troublesome fish
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2019-12-09 at 3:47 AM UTC
id probably bang a girl in a wheelchair.
might gotta tie those atrophied noodles around my back tho for ergonomics. not sure what knot would be the most appropriate
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