The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-08 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #5261
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Technologist Just got home from my work Christmas party and I’m drunk!!! I’m going to bed. Nighty night💋

   
   But it's not Christmas
2. 2019-12-08 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #5262
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood But it's not Christmas

   
   Tis the season🎅🏻. I remember why I don’t get drunk very often......the day after😓
3. 2019-12-08 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #5263
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Technologist Tis the season🎅🏻. I remember why I don’t get drunk very often……the day after😓

   
   A hearty breakfast, 2 tylenol, and a bottle of water should set you straight.
4. 2019-12-08 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #5264
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Sophie A hearty breakfast, 2 tylenol, and a bottle of water should set you straight.

   
   I think I need to jump into a vat of water and let my pores soak up the hydration.
5. 2019-12-08 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #5265
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   i drank expired wine last night so i feel your pain
6. 2019-12-08 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #5266
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Go and get the cure (more beer)
7. 2019-12-08 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #5267
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Ghost i drank expired wine last night so i feel your pain

   
   *aged
8. 2019-12-08 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #5268
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I think I have liver damage I get very sick from any amount of alcohol
9. 2019-12-08 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #5269
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think I have liver damage I get very sick from any amount of alcohol

   
   Probably ulcers.
10. 2019-12-08 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #5270
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think I have liver damage I get very sick from any amount of alcohol

    
    My friend had that. It was liver damage. Go see a doctor for the good of your plurals.
11. 2019-12-08 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #5271
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    the pain went away i can use a computer again
12. 2019-12-08 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #5272
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You deserve to be depressed. You're a toxic piece of shit.

    
    stop
    
    
    
    
    Weed helps me sleepI might have to start eating it at night now that I'm off serryquel and can't sleep anymore. I don't want to but it actually works and it doesn't make me feel hungover in the morning. I'm using up what I have within a few days though so that I'm not tempted to use any it closer to my drug test. I'm getting confirmed diabeetus so I have to stop.
13. 2019-12-08 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #5273
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wasn't good to drive, homie took the wheel from me last night
    And it was alright, okay, thirty missed calls on my phone eh
    I don't give damn, i just wanna get home m8, feel like imma pass out
    Head slumped against the dash now, really really lost now.
    
    But i'm okay.
14. 2019-12-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #5274
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    edibles help me sleep better than anything. My system is so clean of stimulants if I drink a can of coke at noon I can't sleep at night (rarely can anyways)
    
    I am a self destructive person and it sucks sometimes. It's literally why I can't have nice things
15. 2019-12-08 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #5275
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano stop
    
    
    
    
    Weed helps me sleepI might have to start eating it at night now that I'm off serryquel and can't sleep anymore. I don't want to but it actually works and it doesn't make me feel hungover in the morning. I'm using up what I have within a few days though so that I'm not tempted to use any it closer to my drug test. I'm getting confirmed diabeetus so I have to stop.

    
    i hope you die
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
16. 2019-12-08 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #5276
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo edibles help me sleep better than anything. My system is so clean of stimulants if I drink a can of coke at noon I can't sleep at night (rarely can anyways)
    
    I am a self destructive person and it sucks sometimes. It's literally why I can't have nice things

    
    You're such a stoner culture faggot 420 YOLO LMAO
17. 2019-12-08 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #5277
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm going to shove all these Lexapro up my ass
18. 2019-12-08 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #5278
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE You're such a stoner culture faggot 420 YOLO LMAO

    
    
19. 2019-12-08 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #5279
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to shove all these Lexapro up my ass

    
    Why don't you just tell him you don't tolerate antidepressants?
    
    and what happened with the nardil?
20. 2019-12-08 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #5280
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Why don't you just tell him you don't tolerate antidepressants?
    
    and what happened with the nardil?

    
    The Nardil gave me a bad reaction off the first pill, felt like a panic attack and crawling out of my skin. Could have been coincidence. My therapist wrote him an email saying i should be back on Vyvanse. I was doing well on it for a long time and my mental health and life have been in a downward spiral since i was taken off it.
    
    I see him Tuesday, I want to go from what I'm on now, Seroquel XR and Lexapro, to Vyvanse and Vraylar. Vraylar is a way better mood stabilizer that works on depression, mania, and mixed episodes/mood swings all in one pill with no sedation or weight gain side effects.
    
    If the doctor won't give me Vyvanse again I'm just going to tell him that ill start using meth instead and/or kill myself because fuck it.