The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-08 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #5241
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo a couple pages ago I mentioned a guy who told me his grandmother died when she already did. Well now his grandfather actually did die for real and I feel bad for him

   
   Shut the fuck up faggot
2. 2019-12-08 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #5242
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up faggot

   
   Quiet, one trick pony.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-12-08 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #5243
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie Bola Gun?

   
   Basically a flail, except I dont want to injure with the "ball" part of the ball-and-chain. Just use it wrap the wire and behead. Weight-and-wire.
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flail_(weapon)#The_ball-and-chain_flail
4. 2019-12-08 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #5244
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Basically a flail, except I dont want to injure with the "ball" part of the ball-and-chain. Just use it wrap the wire and behead. Weight-and-wire.
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flail_(weapon)#The_ball-and-chain_flail

   
   Yee, well a Bola Gun basically fires two steel balls connected with a steel cable at your target. The weight and velocity of the steel balls makes the cable coil around whatever you are shooting at. Like someone's throat. You won't decapitate them probably but they won't have a good time that's for sure.
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   • mmQ
5. 2019-12-08 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #5245
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Flail your arms back and forth
6. 2019-12-08 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #5246
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sophie Yee, well a Bola Gun basically fires two steel balls connected with a steel cable at your target. The weight and velocity of the steel balls makes the cable coil around whatever you are shooting at. Like someone's throat. You won't decapitate them probably but they won't have a good time that's for sure.

   
   all those things do if they're fired out of a modern gun is make long holes in things, kind of like the cutting weapons in dead space
7. 2019-12-08 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #5247
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i am so fuckng stoned i think i might die
8. 2019-12-08 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #5248
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I am so fucking dead i think i might stone. And when i do i will become a human fossil, scrape the dirt off of my petrified bones, daddy.
9. 2019-12-08 at 6 AM UTC

   #5249
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie You won't decapitate them probably but they won't have a good time that's for sure.

   
   Don't tell me how to have a good time
10. 2019-12-08 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #5250
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't tell me how to have a good time

    
    You can fap while i shoot you in the throat with a Bola Gun(nohomo)
11. 2019-12-08 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #5251
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You can fap while i shoot you in the throat with a Bola Gun(nohomo)

    
    It's only gay if the bola balls touch
12. 2019-12-08 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #5252
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Just got home from my work Christmas party and I’m drunk!!! I’m going to bed. Nighty night💋
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    • MexicanMasterRace
13. 2019-12-08 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #5253
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's only gay if the bola balls touch

    
    mizled tier post
14. 2019-12-08 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #5254
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
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15. 2019-12-08 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #5255
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can do 10 things at once, 5 satisfactorily, while appearing to do one and getting credit for 0
16. 2019-12-08 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #5256
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I can do 10 things at once, 5 satisfactorily, while appearing to do one and getting credit for 0

    
    Wow did you see that on a shirt at hot topic
17. 2019-12-08 at 6:42 AM UTC

    #5257
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought it was more a gift store souvenir for a hospital t shirt style slogan. I should really go to bed I feel depressed and today seems like 2 days for some reason, or rather 2 seem like one
18. 2019-12-08 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #5258
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    You deserve to be depressed. You're a toxic piece of shit.
19. 2019-12-08 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #5259
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, one trick pony.

    
    Shut the fuck up faggot.
20. 2019-12-08 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #5260
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo mizled tier post

    
    Mizled was 1000x the human being you've ever been