The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-07 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #5181
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
   
   
   
   I didn't actually stop for faggots.

   
   Faggots sound delicious mmm
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2. 2019-12-07 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #5182
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Hot faggot sauce recipes
3. 2019-12-07 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #5183
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So a faggot is like a meatball basically?
4. 2019-12-07 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #5184
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Ya
5. 2019-12-07 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #5185
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   4loko souregrape not sour at all, flavour is stronger, sweeter, and more bitter than grape bundy
   
   I liked the peach better, it was more subtle and crisp but this one's stronger
   
   chardonnay is gross, I like sweet wine
6. 2019-12-07 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #5186
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   jesus christ, comparing the taste of 4loko to cough syrup
   
   that's a whole new level of degeneracy
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7. 2019-12-07 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #5187
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano 4loko souregrape not sour at all, flavour is stronger, sweeter, and more bitter than grape bundy
   
   I liked the peach better, it was more subtle and crisp but this one's stronger
   
   chardonnay is gross, I like sweet wine

   
   Why don't you just buy vodka if you want to be a cheap fuck. The sugar in those things is insane.
   
   That said I still occasionally get them, but I regret it every time. The blue one tastes like blue raspberry jolly rancher.
8. 2019-12-07 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #5188
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Im depressed and having delusion so I just took 1125 bundy maybe ill redose another 900 at like 8 in the morning
9. 2019-12-07 at 6:28 AM UTC

   #5189
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I changed my mind i dont want to trip :( i dont want to force myself to vomit either
10. 2019-12-07 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #5190
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr I changed my mind i dont want to trip :( i dont want to force myself to vomit either

    
    It'll be okay.
11. 2019-12-07 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #5191
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Just kidding ur gonna turn into a fukkin pigeon looooool
12. 2019-12-07 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #5192
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I turned into a bird once on bundy for real. When they fly they see vortex loops
13. 2019-12-07 at 7:13 AM UTC

    #5193
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr I turned into a bird once on bundy for real. When they fly they see vortex loops

    
    I turned into the internet on MXE once. It was wild. Later I became a satellite signal ghost and flew around my house and neighborhood, then got back in my body SUPER CONFUSED because I was sharing it with a helicopter which slowly became the worst hangover I've ever experienced from any drug. I actually tried to fly/jump out of bed and collapsed on the floor.
    
    I took like 300mg. Spent the hangover lying on the floor, sipping soup, and being mesmerized by FLCL. I lost half my brain cells that night. It's on erowid somewhere.
14. 2019-12-07 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #5194
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I turned into the internet on MXE once. It was wild. Later I became a satellite signal ghost and flew around my house and neighborhood, then got back in my body SUPER CONFUSED because I was sharing it with a helicopter which slowly became the worst hangover I've ever experienced from any drug. I actually tried to fly/jump out of bed and collapsed on the floor.
    
    I took like 300mg. Spent the hangover lying on the floor, sipping soup, and being mesmerized by FLCL. I lost half my brain cells that night. It's on erowid somewhere.

    
    I was able to imagine you imagining this really vividly and I think a part of your trip just became unearthed in mine. I know what its like to be a mexican cyberelectric ghost now
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15. 2019-12-07 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #5195
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Its weird how Ive tripped on bundy hundreds of times and remenber almost nothing at all from any of my trips.
16. 2019-12-07 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #5196
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I remember almost nothing from my life tho so it makes sense. I found out about drugs in 7th grade and took 10 years tarding hard on the bundy and spice and shitposts and now im an adult and im supposed to get a job or some shit like that
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17. 2019-12-07 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #5197
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Should i tell girls drumming and playing the bass is my hobby even though i have no hobbies. I can do like a sampler for these theeeeengss
18. 2019-12-07 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #5198
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr I remember almost nothing from my life tho so it makes sense. I found out about drugs in 7th grade and took 10 years tarding hard on the bundy and spice and shitposts and now im an adult and im supposed to get a job or some shit like that

    
    You're the Rip Van Winkle of the employment industry.
19. 2019-12-07 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #5199
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr Should i tell girls drumming and playing the bass is my hobby even though i have no hobbies. I can do like a sampler for these theeeeengss

    
    Either that, or wear a lot of feathers.
20. 2019-12-07 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #5200
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I wonder if ijrct