2019-12-06 at 6:20 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All these "Days" are not organic, they're nothing more than manufactured sales slogans. It's like subscribing to a TV commercial.
2019-12-06 at 7:31 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Just associating yourself to these manufactured so-called holidays makes you dirty and greasy, like they are. You end up getting their stink on you.
2019-12-06 at 8:35 PM UTC
My brain feels like two seagulls wrestling each other over a chicken bone
I need whiskey
2019-12-06 at 9:52 PM UTC
Last night I had a dream where I for some reason got really close in proximity to one of my all time favourite old ladies at the nursing home and within a split second she was projectile pissing and shitting into my mouth while cussing me out, and then I woke up trying to get my head out of the way and much to my relief I just had some massive drops of drool on my cheek.
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2019-12-06 at 10:12 PM UTC
Ive bought 17 boxes of cough gels this week
2019-12-06 at 11:25 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
my hurts hurt
also my hurt hurts
2019-12-07 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano
Last night I had a dream where I for some reason got really close in proximity to one of my all time favourite old ladies at the nursing home and within a split second she was projectile pissing and shitting into my mouth while cussing me out, and then I woke up trying to get my head out of the way and much to my relief I just had some massive drops of drool on my cheek.
you were probably talking in your sleep bro.
'noooo grandma doooooon't' lol
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