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The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-05 at 6:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm Don't worry urself w me, nigger. Lol get ur mind right, kill yourself.
I love you so much. I want to cut a hole in your stomach and kiss your intestines because youre such a beautiful vivacious woman and I love you with all my heart. Licking the undigested food inside your short intestine would make me cum immediately. You are just the most gorgeous woman ive ever seen and your guts make me feel things ive never felt before. Your blood is my opium you sexy babe -
2019-12-05 at 6:02 AM UTCwhat's worse than ants in your pants?
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2019-12-05 at 6:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr I love you so much. I wantvto cut a hold in your stomach and kiss your intestines because youre such a beautiful vivacious woman and I lovd you with all my heart. Licking the undigested food inside your short intestine woukd make me cum immediately. You are just the most gorgeous woman ive ever seen
Ok this one is a bad tinder bio -
2019-12-05 at 6:02 AM UTCI edited it
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2019-12-05 at 6:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr I love you so much. I want to cut a hole in your stomach and kiss your intestines because youre such a beautiful vivacious woman and I love you with all my heart. Licking the undigested food inside your short intestine would make me cum immediately. You are just the most gorgeous woman ive ever seen and your guts make me feel things ive never felt before. Your blood is my opium you sexy babe
I'm qtThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-05 at 6:03 AM UTC
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2019-12-05 at 6:06 AM UTC
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2019-12-05 at 6:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr I love you so much. I want to cut a hole in your stomach and kiss your intestines because youre such a beautiful vivacious woman and I love you with all my heart. Licking the undigested food inside your short intestine would make me cum immediately. You are just the most gorgeous woman ive ever seen and your guts make me feel things ive never felt before. Your blood is my opium you sexy babe
That's literally disgusting & I'd beat ur chubby dumb ass. U better call ur mother heffer cuz I'm not the one. -
2019-12-05 at 6:13 AM UTCYou dont want to be my babygirl? 😠You dont even care that I love you! Just because I want to taste and eat your insides doesnt mean I dont respect you as a woman. I will stick my penis inside all the holes I slit into your belly, but I will be licking your lips and biting your tongue at the same time. You will have orgasms like youve never felt before. All the pain of your skin being dissected will be replaced with intense sexual pleasure and morphine injectionsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-05 at 7:07 AM UTCOne of the best songs ever made
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2019-12-05 at 12:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Casper used to joke that he had so much dope ground up into his carpet that a square of it would cause an overdose. Your lamp won't get me high.
I actually wasn’t joking. Ofc you’d immediately die from sepsis, but I feel like it could be worth it.
15 years worth of spills and crumbs from every drug I ever used or sold. Up until a year or do ago, I was still finding > 1g chunks of tar dried and matted into the carpet in the corners of the room from when I’d buy a brick and smash it with a hammer to break it up. Lil chunks would always shoot across the room.
Vintage heroin stuck to carpet develops some really nice flavor. All the vinegary taste mellows out and it just tastes really sweet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-05 at 2:18 PM UTCI lost my damn headphones while blacked out
I must have fell down a few times too because I've been sore for days now -
2019-12-05 at 4:56 PM UTC
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2019-12-05 at 4:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano What's the punishment for doing that? Like is it illegal even?
desecration of a corpse?
I mean there are fucked up people who rape(?) dead bodies so there's got to be something on the books for it.
Something interesting I read about that is that he turned off his camera to do it but didn't realize that it keeps recording for two minutes afterwards. -
2019-12-05 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr Guy has a mutiply cracked spine lol. Cucked by nature. For me its hard to imagine dealing with 8/10 pain 24/7 that only injected superheroin cures. Id say it takes a decent amount of coyrage just to not kill self in that condition. Its hard to put yourself in his shoes of dealing with that. From as far as i can see hes basically always laying in bed
least 5 falsehoods and inaccuracies in this post
Originally posted by CASPER I actually wasn’t joking. Ofc you’d immediately die from sepsis, but I feel like it could be worth it.
15 years worth of spills and crumbs from every drug I ever used or sold. Up until a year or do ago, I was still finding > 1g chunks of tar dried and matted into the carpet in the corners of the room from when I’d buy a brick and smash it with a hammer to break it up. Lil chunks would always shoot across the room.
Vintage heroin stuck to carpet develops some really nice flavor. All the vinegary taste mellows out and it just tastes really sweet.
did you really never cross the line to injection? That right there is something to be proud of -
2019-12-05 at 5:12 PM UTCWhy don't you tell us what your prescription is for then? Do you receive benefits? You don't seem to work.
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2019-12-05 at 5:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Honestly why not? The normal girls on there are a waste of time. Right now my bio is something like "I don't know what to write so here is somebody elses bio: Hi I'm Antonio i love soccer just moved here from alaska and no i wasnt born there lol"
Then I have a small part in Chinese and another part in Spanish.
One of my profile pictures is from like 3 or 4 years back when I had long hair and it's an awful ugly drunk face where I'm squinting with one eye open under the covers
I change it around every time I reinstall the app. I just don't care and it's liberating. I have two girls I've been talking to for a while on there but I don't want to meet them because eh. Dating is hard I'll just jack off.
Really something to be said for the whole 'just be yourself' thing. I've tried all kinds of stuff on my profile and I always am able to find girls. Do it.
Christ
Originally posted by Sudo actually do it tho sploo you have literally nothing to lose and a local population density of probably greater than 200 per square mile
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2019-12-05 at 5:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why don't you tell us what your prescription is for then? Do you receive ? You don't seem to work.
hydrmorphone and concerta lol. I receive no benefits and I have businesses that I run off my phone and I also attend university. One of my businesses requires my physical attention once or twice a week because my partner has a lot going on and needs discipline. Most of my time is spent helping people I care about, dreaming/obsessing about stuff and occasionally being an N word in various ways
What do you do with your life §m£ÂgØL? You live with your parents and don't have a job or anything remotely noteworthy going on and everything you post reeks of cringey insecurities. Now would be good time to "work on you" and try to become less of a little faggot -
2019-12-05 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo hydrmorphone and concerta lol. I receive no benefits and I have businesses that I run off my phone and I also attend university. One of my businesses requires my physical attention once or twice a week because my partner has a lot going on and needs discipline. Most of my time is spent helping people I care about, dreaming/obsessing about stuff and occasionally being an N word in various ways
What do you do with your life §m£ÂgØL? You live with your parents and don't have a job or anything remotely noteworthy going on and everything you post reeks of cringey insecurities. Now would be good time to "work on you" and try to become less of a little faggot
"businesses" lmao. Almost certainly some reshipping shit.
I don't need to work because I'm rich. I can never get a job again and I will always have more money than I know what to do with. I've only ever worked out of boredom. I'm thinking of traveling again. -
2019-12-05 at 5:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "businesses" lmao. Almost certainly some reshipping shit.
I don't need to work because I'm rich. I can never get a job again and I will always have more money than I know what to do with. I've only ever worked out of boredom. I'm thinking of traveling again.
Oh I see you're lying out of insecurities again. How fake and gay of you but exactly what I and anyone else would expect of you.
