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  1. I'm gay, okay?
  2. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I just discovered who Avril Lavigne is and I'm listening to all these songs I secretly enjoy but forgot because I never knew the names of them or who sang them. It's like a time machine.

    You hear about the conspiracy theory about how she died in like 2003 and got replaced with a lookalike named Melissa?
  3. Originally posted by Solstice You hear about the conspiracy theory about how she died in like 2003 and got replaced with a lookalike named Melissa?

    lol I have now
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dang those are nice boobies.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Dang those are nice boobies.

    FAMOUS boobies
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would touch them.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    As a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash

    Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo As a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash

    Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did

    "wow that's even sadder than the first time"
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra "wow that's even sadder than the first time"

    He was going on about God and I thought of saying what kind of God would bring her back just to kill her but I figured I'd let it keep going so hes committed. I'm going to see him eventually and I want to see how far he takes it
  10. frala Avant garde shartist
    Iā€™d fake my own death if I married the lead singer of Nickelback.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why not just murder him, you'd be like a courtney love that people actually liked
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Iā€™d fake my own death if I married the lead singer of Nickelback.

    1.5/10 if this was a pitchfork message board
  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Did people actually like Courtney? She was pretty fucking obnoxious.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, the joke was that she murdered kurt and if you did the same people would celebrate you for ending niggleback instead of hating you
  15. Originally posted by Sudo As a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash

    Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did

    I don't know if you know this and are just being cheeky, but Avril is Billie's favourite artist. Which is kind of sad because her hits are all 6/10
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember I asked someone what kind of music they liked and they said "blind melon" and then I realized they didn't really like music
  17. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by aldra no, the joke was that she murdered kurt and if you did the same people would celebrate you for ending niggleback instead of hating you

    Oh ffs Iā€™m a derp.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    now they're just daring jesus to come back with a lighter and a jerry can
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what is the context and what happened to their ankles?

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