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2019-12-04 at 2:55 AM UTCI'm gay, okay?
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2019-12-04 at 3:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I just discovered who Avril Lavigne is and I'm listening to all these songs I secretly enjoy but forgot because I never knew the names of them or who sang them. It's like a time machine.
You hear about the conspiracy theory about how she died in like 2003 and got replaced with a lookalike named Melissa? -
2019-12-04 at 3:32 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 3:37 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 3:45 AM UTCDang those are nice boobies.
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2019-12-04 at 3:47 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 3:55 AM UTCI would touch them.
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2019-12-04 at 4:03 AM UTCAs a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash
Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did -
2019-12-04 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo As a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash
Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did
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2019-12-04 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra "wow that's even sadder than the first time"
He was going on about God and I thought of saying what kind of God would bring her back just to kill her but I figured I'd let it keep going so hes committed. I'm going to see him eventually and I want to see how far he takes it -
2019-12-04 at 4:11 AM UTCIād fake my own death if I married the lead singer of Nickelback.
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2019-12-04 at 4:12 AM UTCwhy not just murder him, you'd be like a courtney love that people actually liked
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2019-12-04 at 4:13 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 4:13 AM UTCDid people actually like Courtney? She was pretty fucking obnoxious.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-04 at 4:14 AM UTCno, the joke was that she murdered kurt and if you did the same people would celebrate you for ending niggleback instead of hating you
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2019-12-04 at 4:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo As a Canadian I've masturbated to avril lavigne videos with the sound off ever since I was a wee lad. Shes married to Chad kroeger now and used to go with derick whibley. Americans probably dont know who these people are lol. I remember seeing her show her buttxrack on live tv when she was like 16. I want 2001 avril to fight present day Billy eyelash
Tertiary subject: a formee friend of mine Ive known a long time who isn't doing so well pretended his grandmother died for the second time to try to elicit sympathy from me so I would come over and trade my medication for a drywall gun. Reminds me of something I could imagine hydro doing. I told him I would call him in the morning and I was sorry his grandmother died even though I knew she already did
I don't know if you know this and are just being cheeky, but Avril is Billie's favourite artist. Which is kind of sad because her hits are all 6/10 -
2019-12-04 at 4:15 AM UTCI remember I asked someone what kind of music they liked and they said "blind melon" and then I realized they didn't really like music
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2019-12-04 at 4:16 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 4:59 AM UTC
now they're just daring jesus to come back with a lighter and a jerry canThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-04 at 5:05 AM UTCwhat is the context and what happened to their ankles?
