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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I recommend fasting for a week before and taking a very dose
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Peyote should only be eaten on sacred tribal grounds.
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah, shitty drugs. Like bundy and spice.

    Try mescaline.

    Are you "ackstually"ing drugs?
  4. Originally posted by Rrr Are you "ackstually"ing drugs?

    Pretty much everyone agrees that bundy and spice are shitty drugs. That's why nobody does them long term. Dirty feeling, high side effects. You only like them because they're cheap and get you fucked up.
  5. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Pretty much everyone agrees that bundy and spice are shitty drugs.

    Source?
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Practices of the Order of Light and Love – which is the order of the “Children of Light”

    Try to reduce salt that you swallow – try not to salt food and eat much reduced salt items.
    When coming close to sac.[sacrament], two weeks or less stop most salt consumption. Helps with water flow in body plus MAOI’s.

    Use very little black pepper, replace with cayenne Use as much hot sauce and cayenne pepper as possible – avoid Jalapeño everything.

    No items from fast food store.
    No dried meats.

    Reduce beef and pork consumption. Best to avoid pork all the time. If you must eat beef less than 4oz. per week and none for about two weeks prior to sac.

    Turkey over chicken because of L-Tryptophan. Try to eat very little chicken compared to turkey – eat neither two weeks before sac.

    Never eat animal glands, hearts, liver and so on. Only muscle mass.

    No Alcohol – No beer, no wine, no distilled, None for two weeks prior to sac.

    Fish raw or cooked, never fried. Try to eat less than one pound a week. Sushi is good, take care no parasites.

    Take B-complex, B-12 twenty-four hours before, take large vitamin C dose 8 hours before.

    Raw corn, no limit, eat everyday, 1 week before sac, eat around sac. Try not to eat
    mush cooked corn – Raw corn
    Try to avoid potatoes, any form.

    Avoid fermented foods: pickles, sauerkraut, beers, wines, sake, soy sauce, miso
    soup (none for 24 hours before). Any marinated foods for 24 hrs balsamic vinegar, cooking wines, etc.
    Avoid yeast foods.
    Take no Amino Acid supplements for 4 days before.
    No pharmaceuticals unless emergency
    No soda pop and such.
    As clean as water you can find.
    Never smoke anything unless rare ceremony
    Fast often, once a month or more. Major fast once every 6 months for 1-3 weeks.
    No synthetic sugar or spices – AVOID, AVOID
    Avoid breads unless homemade – even then less than 6 pieces a week.
    Milk – avoid it and all of its derivatives – some cheese once a month – some yogurt once a week.
    Drink rice milk as often as possible
    Do not get hooked on rice. Even brown organic rice should be eaten only 2 times per week. Drink as much rice milk as you want.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    bundy is a good drug but the long term health related side effects are terrible so the trick is not to care.

    TIL The Taiping Rebellion was actually about Christianity and the guy who lead it may have been scitzophrenic, lol. I think it could be a good case study on the Chinese mindset, gonna do drugs and study more and come to some sort of conclusion
  8. Originally posted by Rrr Source?

    People. Maybe you should try talking to some
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo the long term health related side effects are terrible

    You sound like my doctor
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.

    Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.

    Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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  11. Originally posted by mmQ Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.

    Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.

    Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

    That's just survivor bias. You don't see the ones who died due to drug use.

    Or, well... do you??
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just started longposting about my grandparents then realized I probably just shouldn't go back to drinking. I'd like to take care of myself as best I can because I've already done a lot that has definitely shortened my life span, even if I do end up dying of natural causes
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's just survivor bias. You don't see the ones who died due to drug use.

    Or, well… do you??

    I've ran the numbers. I am statistically more likely to live to the age of 65 than I am not too, if I were to continue my lifestyle as is. (54.3%)
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I just started longposting about my grandparents then realized I probably just shouldn't go back to drinking. I'd like to take care of myself as best I can because I've already done a lot that has definitely shortened my life span, even if I do end up dying of natural causes

    Hey did you fall down again? :)
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey did you fall down again? :)

    Yes but tomorrow is another day
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Yes but tomorrow is another day

    True. I'm just a very emotional man. Haha
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    If i keep up the bundy until age 65 i will be a very weird and creepy old man
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr If i keep up the bundy until age 65 i will be a very weird and creepy old man

    So you'll be like the vast majority of old men as it currently stands.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.

    Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.

    Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

    I dunno my dad drank and smoked for most of his life. He wakes up and gets drunk to watch price is right and sometimes has to pull over while driving because he needs to throw up

    And he isn't even the oldest person I've met that lives that way. My old neighbor Matt was in his 70s and drank and smoked every night plus he couldn't tell his benzos, anti psychotics and anti viral meds apart so he just took handfuls of all of them
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  20. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ So you'll be like the vast majority of old men as it currently stands.

    At least 2 standard deviations weirder and creepier

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