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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did almost always enjoy my bundy trips though it's been probably 5 years since my last. It was fun but not THAT fun. I also never took more than 1000mg so never experienced the coveted plateau smegma.
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    Xx
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Im insecure about being able to kill people because Ive never killed anyone so its all just talk. Help! :(

    The first one's always the hardest.
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ The first one's always the hardest.

    And then?????
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You need to live life on the edge more.

    When I was your age I had an army of highschool kids that would rob drug dealers I met through my job at a hydroponics store.
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You need to live life on the edge more.

    When I was your age I had an army of highschool kids that would rob drug dealers I met through my job at a hydroponics store.

    That’s some bad Ju Ju there!
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Xx
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's all about if you can maintain eye contact with your victim while you're torturing them and while their life is slipping away. If you're too cowardly to do that then you dont deserve to be murdering anyone.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist And then?????

    And then... it gets easier...
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It's all about if you can maintain eye contact with your victim while you're torturing them and while their life is slipping away. If you're too cowardly to do that then you dont deserve to be murdering anyone.

    I DONT KNOW
  11. Originally posted by Rrr bundy is great youre just one of those people who cant handle it. I prefer it to any other substance except maybe spice

    You also haven't done very much, soo
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You also haven't done very much, soo

    60 drugs

    Not very much

    Ok
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ And then… it gets easier…

    Oh see now I think it wouldn’t get easier till say, number 21 or so.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh see now I think it wouldn’t get easier till say, number 21 or so.

    Why?

    There can only be one "hardest" kill.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    First kill has to be an infant for full desensitization
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ The first one's always the hardest.

    I would like to take politicians and corporate owners and put them into a glass capsule, standing, and then suddenly pump liquid nitrogen into the capsule, creating an atmosphere of −320 °F, freezing their entire bodies solid within 30 seconds, but capturing the contorted, caricatured, terrified last looks on their faces. Then I would quickly transport their bodies to temperature-controlled display cases and offer tours through the Frozen Worthless Scum Museum I would set up.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would like to take politicians and corporate owners and put them into a glass capsule, standing, and then suddenly pump liquid nitrogen into the capsule, creating an atmosphere of −320 °F, freezing their entire bodies solid within 30 seconds, but capturing the contorted, caricatured, terrified last looks on their faces. Then I would quickly transport their bodies to temperature-controlled display cases and offer tours through the Frozen Worthless Scum Museum I would set up.

    This is literally what happened to my genital warts
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So you want to make the Fletcher Memorial Home?

  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Why?

    There can only be one "hardest" kill.

    Sarcasm. And here I thought I was being funny. :(
  20. Originally posted by Rrr 60 drugs

    Not very much

    Ok

    Yeah, shitty drugs. Like bundy and spice.

    Try mescaline.
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