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  1. Originally posted by Rrr Also they got rid of all of those escort sites a year or two ago so where would i look

    Www.Skipthegames.com
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Originally posted by DietPiano I had one 12% 4loko a while ago and I got moderately drunk. I don't drink though. I had a hangover until after the morning after the day after I got drunk because of benzo kindling

    The sugar in those things is insane.
  3. I liked it. It's cheap as fuck for what it is, I could get quite drunk off of 5 bucks dunno if thats even a good or bad deal I havent drank in so long but it sounds good

    But I like wine now. I bought a 10 dollar one that looks yucky at the same time

    Rizzo said you can get really good wine for like 5 bucks and hes right. I got yellow tail for like 6 or 7 and it was fire
  4. Originally posted by Rrr When i have my own job apartment i plan on doing some very degenerate things like paying hookers to eat each others shit and puke on each other and recording it. I wonder how hard it would be to find someone willing to do this for a few hundred dollars. Im saying ill definitely have this done before age 30 i hope

    You should have more goals like this it's important for a young man to live on their own and pursue things
  5. Originally posted by DietPiano I liked it. It's cheap as fuck for what it is, I could get quite drunk off of 5 bucks dunno if thats even a good or bad deal I havent drank in so long but it sounds good

    But I like wine now. I bought a 10 dollar one that looks yucky at the same time

    I hate and love cheap alcohol.

    There's a store by me that sells store brand handles for 12 dollars. It's difficult to resist.
  6. actually its 11.07 after tax.
  7. Brian Risso is my actual hero. Taught me the righteous path of Jager and contont. SCRAM!





  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    Hhj gf c
  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    FUCKING LOL




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  11. i dont get it
  12. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was getting ham and root beer and there was a random pop up weed store and it's literally 1 block away from a major police station

    There was a mountain of weed on the counter and private security out front. They were giving out joints to all the homeless people


    I have one bud left
  13. We absorb our own plurals like an anime

  14. Rrr African Astronaut
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to die today. Fuck Thanksgiving and fuck §m£ÂgØLs "big loving family". Fuck this. Fuck me. Fuck YOU. I need more c-lam.
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to die today. Fuck Thanksgiving and fuck §m£ÂgØLs "big loving family". Fuck this. Fuck me. Fuck YOU. I need more c-lam.

    Can you just blow it off and get away on your own? You’re an adult, sure you can. Why go through the motions only to end up pissed as hell all day? Remove yourself from the situation.
  18. Social self-obsessive species, everything is peachy
    Having cyber interactions, get erections from the TV
    Vocal bout opinions bout elections up in DC
    With a total lack of knowledge, rope around your neck was easy
    Chemical complaint, deformity machine
    Skin eraser, loss creator, poison that you breathe
    Traitor, parasite, xenophilic golden boy
    Seen him with a soy product, wrote the Village Voice about it
    Tell me conclusions to stories I don't have time for
    Situations with the information missing, misinformed
    We've seen the same rain through separate systems, different storms
    We're stacking bodies up in boxes in a distant war
    I eat my vegetables, I like the broccoli
    What is more fictitious, the gods or you and I?
    You needs a court's admission, you think the cops comply?
    I don't acknowledge systems, I never found it wise
    I wasn't born to just support the shit that's palpable
    I don't see Earth as disproportionally valuable
    If there's a god, I'm sure his name is unpronounceable
    If there's a hell, I'm sure we'll all be held accountable
    I drew a portrait of Abraxis on a napkin
    Sex has never given me an ounce of satisfaction
    Life throws a lot of questions but I never ask them
    Facts are human arrogance, we barely know a fraction
    I don't know anything
    (This is the way the world ends)
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  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist Can you just blow it off and get away on your own? You’re an adult, sure you can. Why go through the motions only to end up pissed as hell all day? Remove yourself from the situation.

    The resulting drama. The problems afterwards. Being kicked out with nothing. Not worth it. Time to end is now. 4402892770
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III Social self-obsessive species, everything is peachy
    Having cyber interactions, get erections from the TV
    Vocal bout opinions bout elections up in DC
    With a total lack of knowledge, rope around your neck was easy
    Chemical complaint, deformity machine
    Skin eraser, loss creator, poison that you breathe
    Traitor, parasite, xenophilic golden boy
    Seen him with a soy product, wrote the Village Voice about it
    Tell me conclusions to stories I don't have time for
    Situations with the information missing, misinformed
    We've seen the same rain through separate systems, different storms
    We're stacking bodies up in boxes in a distant war
    I eat my vegetables, I like the broccoli
    What is more fictitious, the gods or you and I?
    You needs a court's admission, you think the cops comply?
    I don't acknowledge systems, I never found it wise
    I wasn't born to just support the shit that's palpable
    I don't see Earth as disproportionally valuable
    If there's a god, I'm sure his name is unpronounceable
    If there's a hell, I'm sure we'll all be held accountable
    I drew a portrait of Abraxis on a napkin
    Sex has never given me an ounce of satisfaction
    Life throws a lot of questions but I never ask them
    Facts are human arrogance, we barely know a fraction
    I don't know anything
    (This is the way the world ends)

    Pretty litty.

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