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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychonauts

    this game seems fun
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    tbh most video games are unplayably boring if you don't have the tism imo

    i torrent a new game almost every week and always lose interest after an hour or two of gameplay
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Doing all that torrenting also nukes my computer after a few months and then i force delete all of the data to reset my harddrive
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    If someone opens a manhole cover and dumps a body into a sewer, would they get caught? I really dont know if people go down there like ever, and if they did wouldnt the body have rotted away most of its evidence?
  5. Rrr African Astronaut
    Eating vegetables every day has been giving me colon euphoria
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rrr If someone opens a manhole cover and dumps a body into a sewer, would they get caught? I really dont know if people go down there like ever, and if they did wouldnt the body have rotted away most of its evidence?

    Your body could, theoretically, never be found for decades, until you disintegrate into a powder-like substance.
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    It just seems too simple, considering all the lengths people go to to hide a body
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rrr If someone opens a manhole cover and dumps a body into a sewer, would they get caught? I really dont know if people go down there like ever, and if they did wouldnt the body have rotted away most of its evidence?

    I'm not sure, it's better than leaving a body out in the open. What manhole covers are so remote as to give you ample time to drop a body in though? Not many, i think.
  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm not sure, it's better than leaving a body out in the open. What manhole covers are so remote as to give you ample time to drop a body in though? Not many, i think.

    Do it at 3am

    Id think it would take like 10 min.

    Have person in big garbage bag
    Open manhole cover with crowbar
    Climb down
    Dump body into sewer water
    Climb up
    Close manhole cover
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rrr Do it at 3am

    Id think it would take like 10 min.

    Have person in big garbage bag
    Open manhole cover with crowbar
    Climb down
    Dump body into sewer water
    Climb up
    Close manhole cover

    Manhole covers are tiny here though and mostly in the city. If i gotta drive to get out of the city i might as well drive 10 minutes longer straight into a forest.
  11. Rrr African Astronaut
    A lot more people go through forests than sewer systems i would imagine. I think the sewer would be better at concealing/damaging fingerprints as well. Manhole covers should be at least big enough to climb down
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Manhole covers here weigh about 80-100 pounds. There's a notch cut into each side and a special tool is used to pry it up and slide it away from the hole.
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rrr A lot more people go through forests than sewer systems i would imagine. I think the sewer would be better at concealing/damaging fingerprints as well. Manhole covers should be at least big enough to climb down

    No one goes into the forest at 3AM. It's dark and remote. Well i did with a friend recently because we were half drunk and thought it was a good idea to light off some big ass firecrackers in the forest. The flashes were like strobe lights, it was neat. Now that i think of it, it would have been interesting to stand at the forest's edge and see the stuff go off from that perspective.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie No one goes into the forest at 3AM. It's dark and remote. Well i did with a friend recently because we were half drunk and thought it was a good idea to light off some big ass firecrackers in the forest. The flashes were like strobe lights, it was neat. Now that i think of it, it would have been interesting to stand at the forest's edge and see the stuff go off from that perspective.

    You know the body doesnt dissapear into thin air after you drop it off in the forest right? In a sewer the constant flowing of water would transport the body randomly, and no one goes down there basically ever, not just at 3am. If the body was found it would be months later in a completely different area of the sewer than it was dropped off and fully decayed
  16. Originally posted by Rrr Do it at 3am

    Id think it would take like 10 min.

    Have person in big garbage bag
    Open manhole cover with crowbar
    Climb down
    Dump body into sewer water
    Climb up
    Close manhole cover

    The problem is most manholes are in urban areas. Now that there are cameras everywhere in most cities .. you would get caught.

    Btw who is your first victim?
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stopffs The problem is most manholes are in urban areas. Now that there are cameras everywhere in most cities .. you would get caught.

    Btw who is your first victim?

    Thats true but since the underground water would push the body far away from where it was dumped, there would be no reason that LEO would go after the security footage in one specific area
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    RIP sploo
  19. Originally posted by Rrr Thats true but since the underground water would push the body far away from where it was dumped, there would be no reason that LEO would go after the security footage in one specific area

    I just don’t see getting away with dumping a body down a manhole without going unnoticed.

    Go with the worlds largest sewer .. the Pacific Ocean and a boat
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rrr My avatar is perfection.

    lol I never looked closely and just assumed it was you spazzing out on bundy

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