The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-24 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #3941
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano We gave him all this advice already but we did a way better job and we aren't brown, dumb, depressed, and ubemployed and in no position to give advice. You aren't in any better situation than him

   
   Lol falco is waaaaaay more accomplished than anyone on this site.
2. 2019-11-24 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #3942
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol falco is waaaaaay more accomplished than anyone on this site.

   
   Then why is he brown, dumb, and depressed?
3. 2019-11-24 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #3943
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano Then why is he brown, dumb, and depressed?

   
   I've visited him IRL. His main home is probably bigger and nicer than anything you've ever been in.
4. 2019-11-24 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #3944
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've visited him IRL. His main home is probably bigger and nicer than anything you've ever been in.

   
   Then why is he brown, dumb, and depressed?
   
5. 2019-11-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #3945
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by DietPiano Then why is he brown, dumb, and depressed?

   
   3 for 3 incorrect, nice fanfic tho.
6. 2019-11-24 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #3946
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE 3 for 3 incorrect, nice fanfic tho.

   
   DietPiano is just mad he doesn't have a jacuzzi in his guest bedroom
7. 2019-11-24 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #3947
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace DietPiano is just mad he doesn't have a jacuzzi in his guest bedroom

   
   You're also brown, dumb, unemployed and depressed.
8. 2019-11-24 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #3948
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano You're also brown, dumb, unemployed and depressed.

   
   Again, just plain wrong. You're projecting HARD kiddo.
9. 2019-11-24 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #3949
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   DietPenis is mad that we're golden, enlightened and awakened to the realities of our world
10. 2019-11-24 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #3950
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    How do i be goold?
11. 2019-11-24 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #3951
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER How do i be goold?

    
    Good old
12. 2019-11-24 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #3952
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by ORACLE Good old

    
    oh then im golden
13. 2019-11-24 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #3953
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    My dick is hard like diamond
    
    I'm in my prime and
    
    Despite all of these poop fucks
    
    Im still climbin
    
    Bois they chimin
    
    Ringing on my phone liek
    
    "do you have time and
    
    I'd really like to fuck you
    
    With your dick like
    
    Diamond"
14. 2019-11-24 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #3954
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao
15. 2019-11-24 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #3955
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace My dick is hard like diamond
    
    I'm in my prime and
    
    Despite all of these poop fucks
    
    Im still climbin
    
    Bois they chimin
    
    Ringing on my phone liek
    
    "do you have time and
    
    I'd really like to fuck you
    
    With your dick like
    
    Diamond"

    
    That was alright. You know i like it when female rappers are on their bullshit like that, especially if they are also somewhat attractive, i mean if you got it flaunt it. But since you're a bisexual Mexican man it doesn't have the same effect sorry. Pussy pass denied.
16. 2019-11-24 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #3956
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ha, that reminds me, there's this chick from Morocco that lives in a place called Utrecht, she's very pretty and i don't usually say that about girls from that part of the world but she is so whatcha gonna do. Besides, she can rap, and sing pretty fucking well, but she is like 5 foot nothing and i'm pretty sure every male on here even Lanny could take one arm and lift her up with it.
    
    But what sometimes happens is her rhymes are just cringe, it's like 98% fire and then there's a bar and i'm like OOF but i let her get away with it anyway. Pussy pass granted i guess.
17. 2019-11-24 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #3957
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You could ask about me niqquh cuz im known in the street
    Neva known a defeat
    TTD till i leave
    Im just one of those niggaz you really dont wanna meet
    I might catch you asleep
    Sneak up lick on yo feet
    
    
    
    
    
    
    wut
18. 2019-11-24 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #3958
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Coughing has a strange taste like phlegmblood. It has a strong iron taste to it
19. 2019-11-24 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #3959
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    someone hacked or reported my facebook and now I'm locked out and theres no record of it ever existing. I basically got tstmed from zuckbook and I'm very happy about it
20. 2019-11-24 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #3960
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Sudo someone hacked or reported my facebook and now I'm locked out and theres no record of it ever existing. I basically got tstmed from zuckbook and I'm very happy about it

    
    Yeah, i was going to say something along the lines of that being a good thing, because it is. Also, bet you a shekel the wayback machine might still have it.