The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-20 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #3581
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I hate being alive but I have no reason to kill myself either. Its quite the quandary
2. 2019-11-20 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #3582
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dregs i haven't showered in a couple weeks. last time i bathed was before i even hit my teens. wonder what its like…hmmm to have one now

   
   Get out of here Dregs
3. 2019-11-20 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #3583
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   i don't stink that badly. which is even odder that not bathing nor showering.
4. 2019-11-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #3584
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I should do a rape but then Id hate my life in jail more. Its quite the quandary
5. 2019-11-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #3585
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs i don't stink that badly. which is even odder that not bathing nor showering.

   
   Thats quite the quandary
6. 2019-11-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #3586
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Get out of here Dregs

   
   Hes quite the quandary
7. 2019-11-20 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #3587
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   §m£ÂgØL is obviously drunk
   
   he gets hyperaggressive on drink because he's mad at himself
8. 2019-11-20 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #3588
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by DietPiano §m£ÂgØL is obviously drunk
   
   he gets hyperaggressive on drink because he's mad at himself

   
   makes sense why he doesn't drink with other people. They'd destroy him
9. 2019-11-20 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #3589
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano §m£ÂgØL is obviously drunk
   
   he gets hyperaggressive on drink because he's mad at himself

   
   You arent in much of a different situation than im in besides work but you never seem to find your existence empty because you spend all day thinking up essays in your head about your doctor appointments and yelling at your sister. Also youre not always dying like i am for some reason
10. 2019-11-20 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #3590
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano §m£ÂgØL is obviously drunk
    
    he gets hyperaggressive on drink because he's mad at himself

    
    Nope. I am drinking tomorrow though. Nice try, junkie.
11. 2019-11-20 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #3591
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Sudo makes sense why he doesn't drink with other people. They'd destroy him

    
    I don't get drunk around other people as I'd rather be reading technical articles while getting drunk. And when actually drunk I just want to sleep.
12. 2019-11-20 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #3592
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't get drunk around other people as I'd rather be reading technical articles while getting drunk. And when actually drunk I just want to sleep.

    
    I only drink around other people. My rule when by myself is 2 drinks, which I don't do often. Reading while legitimately drunk is fruitless.
13. 2019-11-20 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #3593
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Faggots
14. 2019-11-20 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #3594
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please die.
15. 2019-11-20 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #3595
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My mom could beat up yours.
16. 2019-11-20 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #3596
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm on a roll at blackjack. Dont stop me. Fun fun fun. I met this guy with throat cancer who i know his name is Neil
    I love him. I buy him a drink every time I come here and he just stands behind me supporting me when inlay blackjack. Hes 70byears old . Hes not gay. Hes a good man.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • 6011UM
17. 2019-11-20 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #3597
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2019-11-20 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #3598
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ My mom could beat up yours.

    
    please die?
19. 2019-11-20 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #3599
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I dont like liserd people, satanists, or school shooters. I like serial killers, rapists, and pedophiles tho
20. 2019-11-20 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #3600
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    
    
    "I understand"