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  1. Man, I got super lucky growing up to never have acne, I got like one pimple per quarter. I... have acne now. I have a deeper voice too and I also rage once in a while, but it's really fun when it happens and I can't wait to inevitably get into a fight with my sister this Christmas. I'm done taking insults out of being
    A.) Too strung out to hear them or care, and
    B.) Too polite to confront her about it in public or private.

    And yes, I mean a word fight, don't PM me asking if you can borrow me to hit your sister this Christmas.

    I don't start them, she insults me like the conceited, narcissistic bitch she is and expects me to be still and take it and screams at me when I confront her because that's how she gets her wins; by screaming in disgust and pretending like it's your fault that she acts like a terrible person. I'm done.

    But anyway, yeah I feel pretty awesome lately and I'm also in so much less pain than usual for a good week or two which is probably responsible for most of my attitude improvement.
  2. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo It's weird you try to latch onto the Islam thing so much. Well, not really weird, just pathetic but literally being a gay mexican neckbeard who lives with his mother it's not really surprising

    You literally equated following a major religion with "brainwashing." That's almost enlightened by your own euphoria/fedora levels of cringe

    Except you are brainwashed. You converted from nothing and believe in an imaginary man with a pedophile prophet who condones violence. That is your moral compass.

    And besides that you don't even follow your own religion. You have extra-marital sex with your girlfriend who you cheat on, and you use drugs.

    Your entire being is hypocritical. There are theists who are not hypocritical and actually follow their message and don't get converted into absolute nonsense like you do. I pity you, because you will spend your entire life looking for a light which doesn't exist. Your family life was fucked up, so now you're fucked up too, and you're exerting that fucked-upness on everyone around you and are admittedly a toxic and self destructive person.

    Meanwhile I am absolutely perfect. I love my mother, I love the girl I'm with, I love my friends. I treat all of them good, and don't hurt others. I don't follow a religion or set of rules and then break them. The rules I do set, I follow. I am a good and successful person and you are a degenerate. Sorry, but that's just how life is. Don't like it? Change it.
  3. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano In the vein of that, I looked at my phone calendar this morning and saw I had an unanticipated psychiatry appointment I don't remember making and we agreed she should tell my neurologist to switch me from max gabapentin to max lyrica because of all the stress on my kidneys right now. They didn't tell me this, but last time I had labs my glucose was high, and we think that's seroquel doing the fake diabetes that turns into real diabetes thing, and I gained like 20 lbs (for lots of reasons) so I'm trying to get off the 'quel ASAP. I went a few days here and there without it recently and feel so much better. She also wants to put me on naltrexone, but requires a drug test before you get put on it, but I held her off with an excuse today which is good because I have krekball in my system, kek kek kek.

    My systolic is 137 even with 2 different blood pressure meds, but I drank a bunch of caffeine on the way and shot roids like 45 minutes prior to the appointment. I didn't know it was that high, I need to get more labs done and make sure my organs are ok; my last labs were in June before I ever methed. I'm never doing stimulants ever again, besides MAYBE molly. I feel kinda jipped that crack was fake too, but oh well. It makes it seem gross anyway.



    Originally posted by DietPiano Man, I got super lucky growing up to never have acne, I got like one pimple per quarter. I… have acne now. I have a deeper voice too and I also rage once in a while, but it's really fun when it happens and I can't wait to inevitably get into a fight with my sister this Christmas. I'm done taking insults out of being
    A.) Too strung out to hear them or care, and
    B.) Too polite to confront her about it in public or private.

    And yes, I mean a word fight, don't PM me asking if you can borrow me to hit your sister this Christmas.

    I don't start them, she insults me like the conceited, narcissistic bitch she is and expects me to be still and take it and screams at me when I confront her because that's how she gets her wins; by screaming in disgust and pretending like it's your fault that she acts like a terrible person. I'm done.

    But anyway, yeah I feel pretty awesome lately and I'm also in so much less pain than usual for a good week or two which is probably responsible for most of my attitude improvement.

    fucking lol
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of high cringe levels, when I was a Christian in Teen Challenge we had a bunch of fancy people come to visit us and me and two others were deemed representatives of the program and we sat at a long meeting table like in the movies and they took turns asking us questions.

    The cringe part is I remember saying "I know some people tend to think that this (christian treatment) program is brainwashing us, but the truth is is that it's the world out there and everyone else that's actually being brainwashed. We know the truth." Its paraphrasing but yeah. I'm heavily embarrassed to have actually said that shit out loud , as an adult, to other adults.
  5. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Speaking of high cringe levels, when I was a Christian in Teen Challenge we had a bunch of fancy people come to visit us and me and two others were deemed representatives of the program and we sat at a long meeting table like in the movies and they took turns asking us questions.

    The cringe part is I remember saying "I know some people tend to think that this (christian treatment) program is brainwashing us, but the truth is is that it's the world out there and everyone else that's actually being brainwashed. We know the truth." Its paraphrasing but yeah. I'm heavily embarrassed to have actually said that shit out loud , as an adult, to other adults.

    Sounds like a cult to me fam
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOTTA DO THAT YOU CANT JOIN A RELIGIOUS CULT WITH ME?

    THEYRE GONNA FUCKING GIVE YOU A FREE HAIRCUT. YOU SAID YOU NEEDED A HAIRCUT RIGHT?!

    THEN WE GO TO FUCKING MALLS AND FLEA MARKETS AND SHIT AND RECRUIT. WE CAN FIND YOU A GIRLFRIEND.
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Imagine believing in a religion that doesn't condone violence?

    Who the fuck does that for very long?

    Not even Buddhists believe in coddling a mad dog.

    Originally posted by mmQ The cringe part is I remember saying "I know some people tend to think that this (christian treatment) program is brainwashing us, but the truth is is that it's the world out there and everyone else that's actually being brainwashed. We know the truth."

    What's wrong with that?

    As if mass media (especially Hollywood movies and American TV) doesn't brainwash people into a specific way of thinking that is totally counter to reality.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Except you are brainwashed. You converted from nothing and believe in an imaginary man with a pedophile prophet who condones violence. That is your moral compass.

    And besides that you don't even follow your own religion. You have extra-marital sex with your girlfriend who you cheat on, and you use drugs.

    Your entire being is hypocritical. There are theists who are not hypocritical and actually follow their message and don't get converted into absolute nonsense like you do. I pity you, because you will spend your entire life looking for a light which doesn't exist. Your family life was fucked up, so now you're fucked up too, and you're exerting that fucked-upness on everyone around you and are admittedly a toxic and self destructive person.

    Meanwhile I am absolutely perfect. I love my mother, I love the girl I'm with, I love my friends. I treat all of them good, and don't hurt others. I don't follow a religion or set of rules and then break them. The rules I do set, I follow. I am a good and successful person and you are a degenerate. Sorry, but that's just how life is. Don't like it? Change it.

    You always resort to complete fabrications when called on how much of a cringey little faggot you are. This one was longer because you're more upset which makes it even more fake, gay and reddit-tier. You are boring, unintelligent and not even white
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  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Man, I got super lucky growing up to never have acne, I got like one pimple per quarter. I… have acne now. I have a deeper voice too and I also rage once in a while, but it's really fun when it happens and I can't wait to inevitably get into a fight with my sister this Christmas. I'm done taking insults out of being
    A.) Too strung out to hear them or care, and
    B.) Too polite to confront her about it in public or private.

    And yes, I mean a word fight, don't PM me asking if you can borrow me to hit your sister this Christmas.

    I don't start them, she insults me like the conceited, narcissistic bitch she is and expects me to be still and take it and screams at me when I confront her because that's how she gets her wins; by screaming in disgust and pretending like it's your fault that she acts like a terrible person. I'm done.

    But anyway, yeah I feel pretty awesome lately and I'm also in so much less pain than usual for a good week or two which is probably responsible for most of my attitude improvement.

    Plan out your argument with your sister on christmas you gotta be prepared
  10. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You always resort to complete fabrications when called on how much of a cringey little faggot you are. This one was longer because you're more upset which makes it even more fake, gay and reddit-tier. You are boring, unintelligent and not even white

    Lol go ahead and point out which parts of my posts are "complete fabrications" so I can go ahead and post your own quotes in your face.

    I'm waiting, scum.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Imagine believing in a religion that doesn't condone violence?

    Who the fuck does that for very long?

    Not even Buddhists believe in coddling a mad dog.



    What's wrong with that?

    As if mass media (especially Hollywood movies and American TV) doesn't brainwash people into a specific way of thinking that is totally counter to reality.

    Well sure. And I believe that concept was totally ingrained in my head when I was saying and thinking what I said and thought at the time.

    Yiure right obviously there are many levels of brainwash and they come from all sorts of angles and directions.

    The cringe part, to me, is that I literally felt and believed that my particular belief was like the opposite of being brain washed.
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Lol go ahead and point out which parts of my posts are "complete fabrications"

    Probably be easier to point out the bits that aren't tbqh fam.
  13. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Probably be easier to point out the bits that aren't tbqh fam.

    Speak when spoken to, old man.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Imagine believing in a religion that doesn't condone violence?
    Not even Buddhists believe in coddling a mad dog.

    dude, the buddhists around here are absolute savages. The buddhist concepts of non aggression and gentleness are not mutually exclusive with violence. There is literally no pacifism doctrine in Buddhism and the local ones around here stoke flames in war zones
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  15. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence

    All religion is a disease.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo dude, the buddhists around here are absolute savages. The buddhist concepts of non aggression and gentleness are not mutually exclusive with violence. There is literally no pacifism doctrine in Buddhism and the local ones around here stoke flames in war zones

    Violence in the defense of life is the most noble thing I can think of.

    IMO only degenerates think of weakness in the face of aggression as being a virtue.
  17. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Here's something you guys probably wouldn't understand:

  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    I enjoy nothing, I have no hobbies, I dont do anything, I dont care about anything, I have no friends, Im too lazy to move or use my brain. Why am I alive. All I do is sit still and stare at screens. Im mad at my mom for birthing me
  19. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Rrr I enjoy nothing, I have no hobbies, I dont do anything, I dont care about anything, I have no friends, Im too lazy to move or use my brain. Why am I alive. Im mad at my mom for birthing me

    White people
  20. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i haven't showered in a couple weeks. last time i bathed was before i even hit my teens. wonder what its like...hmmm to have one now

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