The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-17 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #3301
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I cant sleep. Im on opes so it took me over an hour to jack off so I'm slightly more tired now but now I keep thinking of the song "holy diver" by dio which makes me think of my friend who got merked 7.7 years ago and that makes me sad. I keep thinking about females too and alternating between positive and negative thoughts about them. I need to be way more Buddhist about my life.
2. 2019-11-17 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #3302
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Solstice Cyanide/potassium chloride/pentobarbital parachutes in oblate paper.

   
   make it snappy faggot
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3. 2019-11-17 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #3303
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Imagine waking up and not praying then eating edibles and snorting hydros. It feels like the pirouette spiral as I realize I'm actually a huge drain on society
4. 2019-11-17 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #3304
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Sudo Imagine waking up and not praying then eating edibles and snorting hydros. It feels like the pirouette spiral as I realize I'm actually a huge drain on society

   
   Took you this long to notice?
5. 2019-11-17 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #3305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Imagine waking up and not praying then eating edibles and snorting hydros. It feels like the pirouette spiral as I realize I'm actually a huge drain on society

   
   Snorting hydros is no fun. Bad memories from high school. Unless you mean hydromorphone pills.
6. 2019-11-17 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #3306
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice Snorting hydros is no fun. Bad memories from high school. Unless you mean hydromorphone pills.

   
   What would snorting hydros be if it wasn't hydromorphone? hydroelectric dams?
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7. 2019-11-17 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #3307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Praying is fucking lame anyways
8. 2019-11-17 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #3308
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice Praying is fucking lame anyways

   super edgy
   
   whining about suicidal thoughts on internet forums is infinitely lamer
9. 2019-11-17 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #3309
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo super edgy
   
   whining about suicidal thoughts on internet forums is infinitely lamer

   
   You got a point for sure but they're both dumb as fuck. Believe me I'm the #1 enemy of myself.
10. 2019-11-17 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #3310
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo What would snorting hydros be if it wasn't hydromorphone? hydroelectric dams?

    
    Hydrocodone.
11. 2019-11-17 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #3311
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im gonna make my own alt girl modelling agency called Suicical Thots
12. 2019-11-17 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #3312
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im gonna make my own alt girl modelling agency called Suicical Thots

    
    I'm gonna make a cover band and we're all gonna dress up like chicken nuggets and we're gonna call ourselves Suicidal Tendies.
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13. 2019-11-17 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #3313
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER I'm gonna make a cover band and we're all gonna dress up like chicken nuggets and we're gonna call ourselves Suicidal Tendies.

    
    don't ever change
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14. 2019-11-17 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #3314
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice Hydrocodone.

    
    For some reason these aren't sold in Canada
15. 2019-11-17 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #3315
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i bought them before im pretty sure
    
    isn't that whats in vicodin
16. 2019-11-17 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #3316
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i bought them before im pretty sure
    
    isn't that whats in vicodin

    
    Yes. I used to sell them out of a vending machine in highschool.
17. 2019-11-17 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #3317
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i bought them before im pretty sure
    
    isn't that whats in vicodin

    
    Yes. When I was in school kids used to take one Vicodin and crush it into lines and split them with 2-3 people and act like they were high.
18. 2019-11-17 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #3318
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 6011UM Yes. I used to sell them out of a vending machine in highschool.

    
    I used to sell 200 mg caffeine pills in high school for $1 a piece, would buy 100 for like $10.
19. 2019-11-17 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #3319
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I sold native cigarettes that weren't marked for sale in this province that I got from my dad during entreprenear day with a table and signs and everything and got suspended and this ladycop threatened to charge me and they called my dad and he laughed while the vice principal and the cop were there being all serious lol
20. 2019-11-17 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #3320
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Solstice Yes. When I was in school kids used to take one Vicodin and crush it into lines and split them with 2-3 people and act like they were high.

    
    Vicodin and norco were the reason I never gave opiates a chance. I remember a friend brought like 50 or 60 of them to the bleachers during lunch and I washed down 5 of the 7.5s with a mickeys. Didn't feel a fucking thing and decided opiates were scrub shit and shit tier. Prolly for the best bc if I'd unleashed that beast in high school I wouldn't have graduated.