The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-16 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #3281
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've been getting in a routine of drinking a bunch of jäger and passing out
   
   I can't remember nights anymore

   
   Jager is gross
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2. 2019-11-16 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #3282
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
3. 2019-11-16 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #3283
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
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4. 2019-11-16 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #3284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
5. 2019-11-16 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #3285
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Solstice

   
   I liked it better when it was Mexico
6. 2019-11-16 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #3286
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE

   
   Why is it donkey kong
   
   I was throwing back grylls' insult back at him because he's projecting about how he has no friends and also calls me not a degenerate as if that means anything and kther drunken insults for seemingly no reason other than I called his face looking burnt up in a meth fire because it does and it was so I unfriended him on facebook because it's a liability
7. 2019-11-16 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #3287
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wanna see the burnt up meth fire face .
8. 2019-11-16 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #3288
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Finally got Krattom working well for me, been weighing out ~3 gram doses mainly mixing red and white and it's doing a good job keeping depression and anxiety away. I used to use a teaspoon and not measure it and assumed a spoonful was like 2 grams which it clearly isn't so I was probably overdoing it all along.
9. 2019-11-16 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #3289
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, Crouton is pretty less is more. Using more than like a flat half of a teaspoon is just wasting it and adding more brain fog and little else. I went from heaping tablespoons all throughout the day to like 50mg-100mg doses, just the very tip of a teaspoon like 3 times a day and it felt almost exactly the same but less cognitive dulling. I just kinda got sick of it and liked how my brain capacity increased after quiting it.
10. 2019-11-16 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #3290
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, Crouton is pretty less is more. Using more than like a flat half of a teaspoon is just wasting it and adding more brain fog and little else. I went from heaping tablespoons all throughout the day to like 50mg-100mg doses, just the very tip of a teaspoon like 3 times a day and it felt almost exactly the same but less cognitive dulling. I just kinda got sick of it and liked how my brain capacity increased after quiting it.

    
    "teaspoons"
    
    No scale having scrub
11. 2019-11-16 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #3291
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have a scale but why would you go to the trouble of using it for Crouton? Especially using it multiple times a day, that just wastes so much time and brings unnecessary heat on the go, and if you measure em out all in one sitting, like fine, but it's really pointless. Sometimes you feel like more and sometimes less, it's super duper easy to eyeball and it doesn't really matter if you take too much or too little
12. 2019-11-16 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #3292
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano I have a scale but why would you go to the trouble of using it for Crouton? Especially using it multiple times a day, that just wastes so much time and brings unnecessary heat on the go, and if you measure em out all in one sitting, like fine, but it's really pointless. Sometimes you feel like more and sometimes less, it's super duper easy to eyeball and it doesn't really matter if you take too much or too little

    
    Only if you have shit Crouton. I've done the measuring on eyeballing at it can be off by quite a lot. Even as much as 0.3g can be the difference between a good dose and nausea.
    
    On the go I prepare doses in oblate paper. 3 or 4 doses a day is all you need. It's not difficult or hard.
    
    And besides, a scale isn't illegal. You shouldn't be getting searched anyway. I've brought my scale and Crouton on a plane before and been fine. Although now of course you cant bring more than 30g of powder so I'm just gonna make capsules next time I fly domestic.
13. 2019-11-16 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #3293
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Except I don't do Crouton anymore so I probably won't.
    
    But I still use the oblate paper for everything. Right now I have some phenibut/caffeine/noopept/agmatine cocktails wrapped up. I take em on the weekends.
14. 2019-11-16 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #3294
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 6011UM Except I don't do Crouton anymore so I probably won't.
    
    But I still use the oblate paper for everything. Right now I have some phenibut/caffeine/noopept/agmatine cocktails wrapped up. I take em on the weekends.

    
    I need to order another 100 g tub of phenibut. And cyanide.
15. 2019-11-16 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #3295
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cyanide/potassium chloride/pentobarbital parachutes in oblate paper.
16. 2019-11-16 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #3296
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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17. 2019-11-17 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #3297
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I ate some green krattom and went to gym and now I'm depressed as hell and angry with everyone. What a ripoff.
18. 2019-11-17 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #3298
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice

    
    fuck chess memes are one I can probly make OC with due to my autism
19. 2019-11-17 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #3299
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Ive scratched holes in my skin and have been sleeping since thursday
20. 2019-11-17 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #3300
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I ate way too many kit kat bars bc I was bored and now I'm pissed