2019-11-15 at 4:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
She had at least 100 pounds on us, and was FURIOUS. I don't think either of us had the balls to punch a fat woman at the time, so we both mutually knew if we stuck around for one of us to get grabbed, they'd be getting their shit kicked in by a fat woman. Some battles are only truly won through retreats.
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2019-11-15 at 4:31 AM UTC
You can grab me by the pussy any time mrao ;3c
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2019-11-15 at 8:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
You forgot to mention we rented all the faces of death and bum fights videos on his video rental account because we knew his name and password, then never returned them. He called us up bitching about his late charges weeks later, but ultimately just said “this needs to stop.” Sometime later at skool I gave his original thrashed DVD back just to spite him for leaving us behind. It was in the case, but the disk itself was scratched to shit and dripping with ink. He ditched us far from home cause he was trying to impress his fat and gross girlfriend. Been there, but fuck him. I remember we were hitch hiking home and a guy pulled over and said he only had room for one. We looked at each other for one last goodbye before I climbed into the farm truck, fully prepared to be abducted and murdered. I really took one for the team that day.
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2019-11-15 at 8:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Poast
Stuff
Dude, no wonder OMG's a cuck. He's been battered and treated like shit for years by you.
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2019-11-15 at 9:03 AM UTC
No way, I’m the only person left who still cares about OMG. Matter of fact, he set me up for a big fall that day and I still forgave him. Besides, you only ever get him bacon vodka for his birthday. Sure, you make a sweet custom label every year, but you also infuse the batches with rare decaying animal parts. All because you know he’ll get desperate and drink the stuff. I’m not like that so I don’t get him anything. Nothing is always better than something cruel. And I’m man enough to know when the only true victory is retreat.
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2019-11-15 at 5:19 PM UTC
Here's the last batch of Bacon Vodka:
*Edited*
2019-11-15 at 5:20 PM UTC
And I just looked. This thread is getting really long.
2019-11-15 at 7:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
momdead and wifedead not the same person ?
They're the same person. Kids had a rough past. Probably why the faggot is taking out on me. Used to be my mom is dead but he had to update it.It's honestly fucking brutal.
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2019-11-15 at 8:33 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 8:44 PM UTC
Can I get a custom young guns Emilio lolcat?
2019-11-15 at 8:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Poast
Can I get a custom young guns Emilio lolcat?
I guess so. Give me my rappel hook WifeDead gave me.
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2019-11-16 at 4:09 AM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
did your wife really die? I remember you posted pictures together and looked like a good couple. She was busty with black hair and glasses and was beside you in a matching Halloween costume. If she's dead I'm sorry for your loss and hope you've found some solace
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