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  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead despite the fact that I was like the ONLY person willing to give him a shot back when he was a little loser juggalo kid back in jr. High.

    That's funny. It was 7th grade spanish and you looked like that guy that ended up fucking Grahams wife Loretta. Dombak? You looked like him and Paul and I befriended you. We never hung out until I saw you making out with Poast at the mall and went over to say hi. Whoop whoop!



    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead

    Bro, I remember you used to have the biggest crush on Sarah Jessica Parker. Hope you like it!

    It's pretty good. It has the simplistic anime style eyes but you always were a weeb. I appreciate it still.
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  2. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead

    Bro, I remember you used to have the biggest crush on Sarah Jessica Parker. Hope you like it!

    Damn dude, that's fucked up.

    I always thought she looked more like a typical gray alien with blonde jerry curls than a horse face
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  3. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Paul and I befriended you. We never hung out until I saw you making out with Poast at the mall and went over to say hi. Whoop whoop!

    I don't think Paul's my friend on Facebook, either. Looks like that's another feud I've got to settle.
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I don't think Paul's my friend on Facebook, either. Looks like that's another feud I've got to settle.

    Huh.....
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  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nvm

    Everyone gets a free 100% custom LOLcat!



    GreenSpam got two some how.....
  6. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Huh…..

    Classic OMG.
  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Classic OMG.

    Classic theatrics.
  8. Greenspam African Astronaut
    First mistake. Take off your divers watch before posting photos.
  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Greenspam First mistake. Take off your divers watch before posting photos.

    This thread is getting pretty long though. I hope the servers can handle it.
  10. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This thread is getting pretty long though. I hope the servers can handle it.

    You're cryptic reasons for existing here need no decoder ring.

    Go back to Babylon my friend.
  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Greenspam You're cryptic reasons for existing here need no decoder ring.

    Go back to Babylon my friend.

    Just handing out free 100 custom LOLcats sir. Is that a crime all of a sudden?
  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Who wants a 100% free custom LOLcat? C'mon! I'm just giving them away! You'll never find a better deal anywhere! No interest and no money down! Come one come all! Free I tell ya!
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    So what's new with you guys? I get to shingle tomorrow. Engineer watching everything. Should be fun.
  14. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN So what's new with you guys? I get to shingle tomorrow. Engineer watching everything. Should be fun.

    When the engineer shows up, yell "FUCK OSHA!"
    Then proceed to just talk shit loudly about OSHA any time he can hear you. Make him think *you* think he's OSHA, and that you hate him.
  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead When the engineer shows up, yell "FUCK OSHA!"
    Then proceed to just talk shit loudly about OSHA any time he can hear you. Make him think *you* think he's OSHA, and that you hate him.

    Fucking lulz. That'd be the stupidest thing to do. We already got a reprimanded for not being tied off. It's a gay ass government job. So the pay is really good but you need to do everything to the T.

    The metal alone is fucking retarded. Put a piece on the side that the next piece clips on to. Use a strip of ice and water to dry over the first piece. Then install the piece that clips on that takes forever and a minimum of 2 people to try to get the cocksucker on. Dry over that with another strip for fuck all reasons. Then install the actual drip metal and you're ready to finally dry in the pitch.

    It's fucking retardedly over engineered and way too excessive.

    And it's on an army base. So we're casual civilians and no body will respond when we yell good morning as troops are walking around. Army dudes are dicks.
  16. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Just handing out free 100 custom LOLcats sir. Is that a crime all of a sudden?

    I feel there is something cryptic going on. I suffer from "acute hyper-awareness" at times
  17. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Fucking lulz. That'd be the stupidest thing to do. We already got a reprimanded for not being tied off. It's a gay ass government job. So the pay is really good but you need to do everything to the T.

    The metal alone is fucking retarded. Put a piece on the side that the next piece clips on to. Use a strip of ice and water to dry over the first piece. Then install the piece that clips on that takes forever and a minimum of 2 people to try to get the cocksucker on. Dry over that with another strip for fuck all reasons. Then install the actual drip metal and you're ready to finally dry in the pitch.

    It's fucking retardedly over engineered and way too excessive.

    And it's on an army base. So we're casual civilians and no body will respond when we yell good morning as troops are walking around. Army dudes are dicks.

    You're not allowed to communicate with DoD staff (This includes Army all the way down to privates and recuitments) while on base.

    You must of signed a NDA which tells you this. They can't respond to you outside of Yes Sir, No Sir and maybe open a door for you.
  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Greenspam You're not allowed to communicate with DoD staff (This includes Army all the way down to privates and recuitments) while on base.

    You must of signed a NDA which tells you this. They can't respond to you outside of Yes Sir, No Sir and maybe open a door for you.

    Can we please keep the conversation about 100% custom LOLcats and how this is the longest thread on the internet!
  19. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Can we please keep the conversation about 100% custom LOLcats and how this is the longest thread on the internet!

    Oh Hurrrr Durrr, Sir

    You are talking about it, Got Damn It. Don't Post-Hoc this crappy backspin.
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  20. Greenspam African Astronaut
    So You can go off topic but I can't say stuff OT?

    WOW.. JUST WOW
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