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  1. DHE appears to be working now and it doesn't make me feel like shit (triptans do and they make everything worse) :DDD

    Fingers crossed niggas
  2. And not to be a super duper pooper fucking faggot Sophie, but who supposedly tried to kill Epstein the first time before he got on seppe-watch?

    Semi-out of the loop.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano And not to be a super duper pooper fucking faggot Sophie, but who supposedly tried to kill Epstein the first time before he got on seppe-watch?

    Semi-out of the loop.

    he probably actually did try to kill himself because he knew there was no way he'd be allowed to testify
  4. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not on this Team Epstein was Informative Murder Porn'd.

    The guards let him do it obviously, but that doesn't mean somebody came in, did a kill, and got away with it. That's basically impossible.
  5. Explain the autopsy then.
  6. ..You mean the one that said he killed himself?

    Gee. That was hard.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I believe in you Jesus.

    It's awesome. It's tops, it's the toppest thing you could think of, and i don't mean tapas where you go to a Spanish restaurant and you get a tiny plate of food when i want a big plate of food. I mean TOPPEST the most TOP you can get. Your whole life you know, you think; there's no such thing as this and no such thing as that. But man... EVERYTHING exists! You know? And God is like the thing that exists the most out of everything. And then Jesus is a version of that, that's like me. Little old me!? Are you kidding me!? I-i can't be like Jesus, you know, that ain't me. But then you know, i bring it back down, i think; wait a second. Jesus was doing it just a special way the way that he did his life, its kind of like decorated. You know along the way he's got lots of little decorations that make him Jesus. A little like military decorations you know? You get awards or medals for when you pop a gook right in his face, get as many of those as possible and then you become the general of the army. Jesus is like the general of all the people that exist on the world. It's amazing i can't even wrap my brain around how good it would feel to kiss Jesus.

    And i would bring Him around everywhere i went, you know? If i was going to pick up food or coffee in the morning i'd say: Jesus would you like to come with? And we would go up to my roof at night, go on the roof of my apartment building and you could see the city skyline. I'd bring Jesus up there. We'd have a couple of brews and we'd be sipping on brews, looking at the skyline and you know what a moment, might... maybe you know Jesus thinks for a second "I may be the king of all these little people, but maybe this little person caught my interest in particular, and maybe i want to do something about that." And maybe i turn to Jesus in that moment and say: There are people in this world that think of what they wanna do but they never do anything. You can't just think about what you wanna do you gotta do what you gotta do it doesn't matter what it is. And maybe then He turns his head to me very softly and starts to lean in a little bit. And i think My God, this is the moment. This is the moment where i get to love Jesus in a way that we can share. And think about how great it could be, and then... And then, He leans into His beer and sips on it and says: "Yeah... That's true. But you can't do everything."

    And i think My God, My God Jesus is human. Just like you My God Jesus, is human. Humans are God. Humans Are God, Jesus being the son of God and being Human is what's important and we all have that power. And sometimes we give that power up. Jesus didn't believe in Himself in that moment. He didn't believe in us. And that's okay.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano ..You mean the one that said he killed himself?

    Gee. That was hard.

    Ive read several medical examiners mention that the hyoid bone or whatever the thin bones are over your thyroid gland- is almost never broken in a hanging, and is most often seen in situation where someone was strangled or had their windpipe crushed. Having the bones in your spine broken from a "jump" off a 5 foot tall bunk is pretty sketch. I mean every single thing about that story is fucking sketchy. Theres every reason in the world to be skeptical.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by DietPiano ..You mean the one that said he killed himself?

    Gee. That was hard.

    No the other one.
  10. What if God was one of us, just a stranger on bus
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by frala What if God was one of us, just a stranger on bus

    Thank you Frala, imma binge on 90's music now.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ghislainery Clinton


    idk what I should do fam, I have so many balls in the air it's nuts. Life is as hard as my dick when I thrust punch ยงmยฃร‚gร˜Ls tonsils with it
  13. Originally posted by Sophie Thank you Frala, imma binge on 90's music now.

    โ™ก
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Thank you Frala, imma binge on 90's music now.

    If I may so humbly recommend this timeless PIECE of music, the first I ever played in TC back in 2013.

  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ If I may so humbly recommend this timeless PIECE of music, the first I ever played in TC back in 2013.


    Nice. I think i recognize the album art, lol.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This is double nostalgia. Because it's 90's remixed trap from 2013.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie This is double nostalgia. Because it's 90's remixed trap from 2013.

    P much. I used to remix this remix from my STATION . It has a synthesizer behind it there. Pretending I was a DJ. Lol. It was super fun.

  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Asstralians, upside down ass niggas. it's not even a real continent it's made up. It doesn't even exist. Riddle me this batman if asstralia really existed why aren't there millions of dead people floating in space YOU CAN'T JUST WALK UPSIDE DOWN, YOU'D FALL OFF.

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ P much. I used to remix this remix from my STATION . It has a synthesizer behind it there. Pretending I was a DJ. Lol. It was super fun.



    That's dope af, fam.

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