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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sophie is on weird drugs!!!!!
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano ..You mean the one that said he killed himself?

    Gee. That was hard.

    the coroner said he killed himself, the autopsy actually showed breaks in his vertebrae that are close to impossible to do to yourself without dropping over 1.5m or something. the only way he feasibly couldn't smashed his own neck like that would be if he tied a sheet around his neck, climbed on the top bunk and lept at the floor


    and I mean, even if you think he did do that, it's hard to overlook him being taken off suicide watch, both his guards 'falling asleep' and the cameras 'malfunctioning'.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. I keep thinking when I hear about it that if I were to do that, I probably WOULD jump when I do it so I can hit as hard as possible, because the objective here is to DIE, not to gracefully fall, right? I don't think that's such an "odd" thing to do.

    But again, yeah they obviously allowed him to have at it, I don't think anyone's really disputing that.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe he broke his own vertebrae in that weird way beforehand and then killed himself to make it look suspicious.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did anyone go search for Bin Laden's corpse in the middle of the ocean or did we all just accept that one too?
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Sophie is on weird drugs!!!!!

    NO SLEEP

    I'm not even high, but i will be in a little while. in the meantime i got time to kill, which i plan to do by being silly.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano I keep thinking when I hear about it that if I were to do that, I probably WOULD jump when I do it so I can hit as hard as possible, because the objective here is to DIE, not to gracefully fall, right? I don't think that's such an "odd" thing to do.

    But again, yeah they obviously allowed him to have at it, I don't think anyone's really disputing that.

    how was he found though?

    and how does that potential method compare to the last time he tried to off himself?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie NO SLEEP

    I'm not even high, but i will be in a little while. in the meantime i got time to kill, which i plan to do by being silly.

    Good. I did a small amount of mdma last night and it just gave me a silly feeling but wasnt even anything better than I'd get being drunk. I'm going to wait for a batter time to do the true amount.

    Let's be silly. I just drank some peanut noir.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Good. I did a small amount of mdma last night and it just gave me a silly feeling but wasnt even anything better than I'd get being drunk. I'm going to wait for a batter time to do the true amount.

    Let's be silly. I just drank some peanut noir.

    There's no alcohol served in this trap house. Which means i didn't bother to buy any, because i dislike alcohol. Also, i will get opiates in a little while, i always get kind of hypo-manic in excitement right before i get opiates. I got problems.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'd drink a glass of peanut noir though. Just because.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie I'd drink a glass of peanut noir though. Just because.

    "he won't drink pinot noir because he's convinced it means 'the black penis'"
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I understand. I like that psychology; getting that hypo-manic feeling prior to.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to know more about how that works. It could mean a lot. It's like placebo but not. There has to be a term for it.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra "he won't drink pinot noir because he's convinced it means 'the black penis'"

    Would you like to get a glass of Pinot Noir with me?

    LOL WTF ARE YOU, GAY!?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would sit at a round table with yall and drink bottles upon bottles of the noir. We could have a hearty discussion about nothing.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I want to know more about how that works. It could mean a lot. It's like placebo but not. There has to be a term for it.

    It's just the drugs hijacking your brain's reward system. When you're close to reaching a goal you get excited too right. Well i do, usually, it's a little the same, but the opiate one is stronger. It probably means i have been using too much recently. Interestingly enough dopamine isn't only involved in the actual rewarding of a behavior it also works to control reward seeking behavior. So you get a natural dopamine boost right before you get drugs because your brain is expecting that dank reward. Call it Pavlovian.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I would sit at a round table with yall and drink bottles upon bottles of the noir. We could have a hearty discussion about nothing.

    It would be a good time, social occasions is when i can actually enjoy alcohol. Peer pressure doesn't affect me i get high on my own, but the alone "high" of alcohol is different than the alone high of other drugs. It's weird.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Would you like to get a glass of Pinot Noir with me?

    LOL WTF ARE YOU, GAY!?

    lol, it's from the TV show community, Chevy Chase's character is a very angry man
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie It's just the drugs hijacking your brain's reward system. When you're close to reaching a goal you get excited too right. Well i do, usually, it's a little the same, but the opiate one is stronger. It probably means i have been using too much recently. Interestingly enough dopamine isn't only involved in the actual rewarding of a behavior it also works to control reward seeking behavior. So you get a natural dopamine boost right before you get drugs because your brain is expecting that dank reward. Call it Pavlovian.

    So.. is there a way that we could make that into a treatment? I know this sounds retarded but the concept of.. like why does your mind do that? What if you were always able to think you were about to get the drugs you wanted, and felt and knew you were gonna get, but you never got them ? But the never getting them part never arrived and you could stay in a continual state of belief that you were about to get them ?
  20. We watched a documentary about Gay Sex in the 70's, and besides the somewhat understandable hyperpromiscuity, those guys act just like any other guys from the 70's do. I mean like straight up NORMAL. Those guys are a different breed than the generation of gays after them, which is when they got all weird and retarded. They didn't use to be like that, nobody back then had a "gay accent", they didn't dress up in drag, which is really offensive to women when you think about it because it's basically making fun of them by purposefully putting on makeup and clothes as though they are too developmentally delayed to not draw on their faces with the motor skills of a 6 year old and play dress up as though they are, again, a 6 year old girl who doesn't understand that you don't dress up in rainbow colours because that's retarded and that by doing that they are basically inherently mocking women, exaggerating the fading stereotypes that they're worthless damsels that don't know what to do but shriek and giggle for minutes on end at the sight of a leaky faucet or a pee-pee.

    If a woman goes out on the street wearing a tuxedo with a bowtie on backwards, brown shoes and black clown sized pants, and a beard drawn on with black marker and talking in a retarded accent and overemphasizing her gross motor skills with every move she makes by 4 fold, I'm going to assume she doesn't mean to be displaying very much respect for the opposite sex. But when a gay guy does it to women he gets immunity because "Oh well, that's their thiiiiiinnnnggg! XdXD"

    Infinityshock is a good example. He's from that era, and he loves him some BillBill Krozbybycock (Can you really blame him?), yet he doesn't decide to live his life as a disrespectful satirization of women, because that makes absolutely no sense.

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