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  1. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?

    I hate them

    Sleep deprived?

    because a healthy person takes 30-45 minutes to talk asleep
  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?

    I hate them

    i can do that easily in 15min after being awake for 18 hours and swallowing a benadryl & melatonin.
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greenspam Sleep deprived?

    because a healthy person takes 30-45 minutes to talk asleep

    No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.

    Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick i can do that easily in15min after being awake for 18 hours and swallowing a benadryl & melatonin.

    Well, yeah
  5. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vitamin G No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.

    Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.

    They said sleep deprived people fall asleep fast but micro sleep due to sleep apnea or stress issues.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sorry i havent been posting

    we were having spooky halloween sex
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sorry i havent been posting

    we were having spooky halloween sex

    Did you fill hts with the holy ghost
  8. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Gross
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Vitamin G No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.

    Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.

    I usually end up watching YouTube videos on my phone until I cant keep my eyes open anymore... generally takes 1-3 hours.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Did you fill hts with the holy ghost

    spooky sticky skellingtons
  11. no, i actually sleep fine now that Im on seroquel. I was being silly

    Cant sleep? Then I just take more.

    Still can't sleep? Then I just take more

    Its so EASY
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't care it's work's
  14. you have the biggest cajones
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    I lay in the dark for 6 hours everynight pissed off and ready to explode
  16. drink some juice
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?

    I hate them

    But I donโ€™t hate you๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ด
  18. Suicide is back on the menu
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist But I donโ€™t hate you๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ด

    Whats your secret??
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Whats your secret??

    Iโ€™ve just always been a good sleeper. People tell me horror stories of insomnia. Iโ€™m very thankful I donโ€™t have insomnia.

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