The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-01 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #2581
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?
   
   I hate them

   
   Sleep deprived?
   
   because a healthy person takes 30-45 minutes to talk asleep
2. 2019-11-01 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #2582
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?
   
   I hate them

   
   i can do that easily in 15min after being awake for 18 hours and swallowing a benadryl & melatonin.
3. 2019-11-01 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #2583
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Greenspam Sleep deprived?
   
   because a healthy person takes 30-45 minutes to talk asleep

   
   No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.
   
   Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.
4. 2019-11-01 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #2584
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick i can do that easily in15min after being awake for 18 hours and swallowing a benadryl & melatonin.

   
   Well, yeah
5. 2019-11-01 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #2585
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Vitamin G No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.
   
   Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.

   
   They said sleep deprived people fall asleep fast but micro sleep due to sleep apnea or stress issues.
6. 2019-11-01 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #2586
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   sorry i havent been posting
   
   we were having spooky halloween sex
7. 2019-11-01 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #2587
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sorry i havent been posting
   
   we were having spooky halloween sex

   
   Did you fill hts with the holy ghost
8. 2019-11-01 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #2588
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Gross
9. 2019-11-01 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #2589
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Vitamin G No just, all the time. Possibly thyroid issues? Idk. I have a few people I know who have absolutely no problem sleeping whenever they want. Was not exaggerating with the 5 min thing.
   
   Even when I'm sleep deprived i take like 20-30min.

   
   I usually end up watching YouTube videos on my phone until I cant keep my eyes open anymore... generally takes 1-3 hours.
10. 2019-11-01 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #2590
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Did you fill hts with the holy ghost

    
    spooky sticky skellingtons
11. 2019-11-01 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #2591
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    no, i actually sleep fine now that Im on seroquel. I was being silly
    
    Cant sleep? Then I just take more.
    
    Still can't sleep? Then I just take more
    
    Its so EASY
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2019-11-01 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #2592
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    sadf alsd fjlas fdjkasjfpoajfjaweofjaf jasdj fsadj f
13. 2019-11-01 at 5:08 AM UTC

    #2593
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't care it's work's
14. 2019-11-01 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #2594
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you have the biggest cajones
15. 2019-11-01 at 5:15 AM UTC

    #2595
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I lay in the dark for 6 hours everynight pissed off and ready to explode
16. 2019-11-01 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #2596
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    drink some juice
17. 2019-11-01 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #2597
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Vitamin G You know those people who can fall asleep within 5min of their head hitting the pillow?
    
    I hate them

    
    But I don’t hate you😁😴
18. 2019-11-01 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #2598
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Suicide is back on the menu
19. 2019-11-01 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #2599
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist But I don’t hate you😁😴

    
    Whats your secret??
20. 2019-11-01 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #2600
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Whats your secret??

    
    I’ve just always been a good sleeper. People tell me horror stories of insomnia. I’m very thankful I don’t have insomnia.