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2019-10-31 at 2:15 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:19 AM UTCUnrelated as fuck
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-death-nyc-medical-examiner-dismisses-homicide-claim-by-dr-michael-baden
NYC Medical Examiner Dismisses Epstein βHomicideβ Claim by Dr. Michael Baden
Dr. Michael Baden claims suicide is unlikely, but the doctor who performed the autopsy stands by her finding.
New York Cityβs chief medical examiner pushed back hard Wednesday against a celebrity pathologist-for-hireβs conspiracy-stirring claim that Jeffrey Epsteinβs autopsy was more consistent with homicide than suicide.
βThe original medical investigation was thorough and complete. There is no reason for a second medical investigation by our office,β said Dr. Barbara Sampson.
Sampson determined Epstein died by suicide from hanging in his jail cell in August, while he was awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.
Epsteinβs lawyers and family have refused to accept her finding, and the disgraced financierβs brother hired Dr. Michael Badenβerstwhile host of HBOβs Autopsyβto do his own investigation.
During an appearance Wednesday morning on Fox News, where he is a contributor, Baden said his own review isnβt complete but nonetheless suggested that suicide isnβt the cause of death.
He claimed a collection of neck fractures in Epsteinβs hyoid bone and thyroid cartilage βare extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation.β
βIβve not seen in 50 years where that occurred in a suicidal hanging case,β Baden said.
Although more common in homicidal strangulation cases, some studies have found that hyoid and thyroid fractures are not rare in suicidal hangings.
A 2000 study in Australia found fractures in nearly half the 40 suicide cases it examined and said they were even more common in older victims and men; in fact, 15 percent had fractures of both the hyoid and the thyroid. And a 2010 study out of Thailand found such fractures in 25 percent of the confirmed suicides it reviewed.... -
2019-10-31 at 2:19 AM UTCI went in a dollar store the other day while stoned to get a phone charger with this girl and we ended up getting $30 or 40 bucks worth of junk food and the middle aged weirdo started yelling about how all the machines were down and only one cash register was open and when we got there the girl asked if they would take a $20 with a rip in the corner (although the piece was present, stupid plastic money) and another fat middle aged white weirdo sighed and said "really? do you have to?" which seemed rather rude. That's kinda my reference point for dollar stores around here. Chinks own chink centric stores and arabs run all the convenience stores although there is a pizza place/convenience store in the rural area where I live that was recently purchased by a chinese woman and her son who made the convenience store more "drug paraphernalia specific" so that makes sense to me. There is no reason any chinese person should be allowed to own property in another country just because they can't do it back home
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2019-10-31 at 2:19 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:25 AM UTCI made the wall of shame in my Anatomy class for writing "hyoid foramen" for a test and when he named it off in class the guys right behind me went HAAHAHAHAHAH HYOID FORAMEN!?!? AHAhAhaAHAa even thought they barely laughed at anything else.
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2019-10-31 at 2:43 AM UTCAnd u tell your other classmates you cant go to class because youre on diluadid shooting binge. Post your essay
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2019-10-31 at 2:43 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 2:55 AM UTCWhat did you think a hyoid foramen was
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2019-10-31 at 2:57 AM UTCMy penis is almost useless on 300mg bear tricycle antidepressant. I miss having a dick with a life
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2019-10-31 at 3 AM UTCI want to inject hydrochloric LSD into your bones
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2019-10-31 at 3:03 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 3:04 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 3:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ And u tell your other classmates you cant go to class because youre on diluadid shooting binge. Post your essay
No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure
i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist
then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it -
2019-10-31 at 4:18 AM UTCbump
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2019-10-31 at 4:25 AM UTC
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2019-10-31 at 4:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure
i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist
then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it
Your eye delusions are like Roshambo head delusions
I can't wait until you post from the hospital or get out of jail, your eyes are gonna get you caught
Everyone can tell, even me. The international space station can see your pupils that's how big they are. Literally every human alive knows you're high
They know you did meth a week ago just by the shape of your cornea. The search warrant evidence will be "his pupils gave him away"
In court all they will need to show the jury is a picture of those eyes, one of them will faint and you will be charged in her death also and spend the rest of your life in prison and become just like wariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 4:45 AM UTCI have nose delusions now. I waste like an hour a day taking pictures of my nose.
My head is shrinking my pupils are black holes and my nose is deformed. -
2019-10-31 at 4:46 AM UTCyou've contracted the J-virus
now you have to move to israel like a modern day leper -
2019-10-31 at 4:48 AM UTCI want to get raped by a squid
